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squatch420
2009-01-15, 09:22
Not sure the appropriate forum to post this, so...this is my second totse registration. I've been an on/off reader for years (roughly 4yr) and have learned ALOT of stuff about things I shouldn't, so i'm jumping back in. I'm 19, from Tennessee. I'm (re)joining because I have various opinions on various subjects, and hopefully have some knowledge to contribute to return the favor, plus I just think this is a ballin' ass bbs. Just thought and introduction was necessary if I am to build a respectable name on this dog-eat-dog site. Questions? Ask. Comments? Please.

Regards,
-Squatch

Revvy
2009-01-15, 09:30
Not sure the appropriate forum to post this, so...this is my second totse registration. I've been an on/off reader for years (roughly 4yr) and have learned ALOT of stuff about things I shouldn't, so i'm jumping back in. I'm 19, from Tennessee. I'm (re)joining because I have various opinions on various subjects, and hopefully have some knowledge to contribute to return the favor, plus I just think this is a ballin' ass bbs. Just thought and introduction was necessary if I am to build a respectable name on this dog-eat-dog site. Questions? Ask. Comments? Please.

Regards,
-Squatch

If you know it's a dog eat dog site, why did you make such a faggoty thread? You're going to get ripped to shreds.

Go give us some real opinions in the real forums, no one cares who you are.

squatch420
2009-01-15, 09:48
Just because dogs eat dogs does that mean I have to be immature and vulgar, making clever-ish remarks and implying no actual input at all? If so, go FUCK yourself, I am who I am. If no one cares, so be it I know shit gets harsh around here so let it fly totseans! I can also see why you think it was a "faggoty" post, due to the nature of 75% of people on this site, but i'm just informing the people of a new member to the community. That is all.

Revvy
2009-01-15, 09:51
Just because dogs eat dogs does that mean I have to be immature and vulgar, making clever-ish remarks and implying no actual input at all? If so, go FUCK yourself, I am who I am. If no one cares, so be it I know shit gets harsh around here so let it fly totseans! I can also see why you think it was a "faggoty" post, due to the nature of 75% of people on this site, but i'm just informing the people of a new member to the community. That is all.

LOL. Nice try.

infidelguy
2009-01-15, 10:19
lol, welcome (back apparently) to totse faggot. you didnt have to mention how u've been lurkin for years, as every single person whos ever registered on totse has been lurkin for years.

and feel free to 'contribute knowledge to return the favor' (that cracked me up, its totse, not NASA)

ps. the titans got pwned the ravens.

Pill Popper
2009-01-15, 10:22
ps. the titans got pwned the ravens.

Fucking this

SLP
2009-01-15, 10:33
Welcome to the community :o

Here is a tip: never quote the entire first post. After all, every post is a reply to the first post.

squatch420
2009-01-15, 10:49
Lol, NASA can suck it, and I don't care I really have learned alot of "underground" info. from &T. Props to the Ravens forreal they are some rowdy naggars, and we were off our game, but I still gotta rep TN and our 50yr old QB. Vince Young will revive us even if we're losing Haynesworth. FYI, I didn't quote my post that was Revvy.

Gonna catch some Z's

flipside.

uncle - phil
2009-01-15, 10:52
I remember when hello threads used to be suicide.

But I am not in support of flaming intelligent new members.

Welcome aboard, and you will never leave.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
2009-01-15, 11:23
Welcome... now just quit being a fag

uncle - phil
2009-01-15, 11:38
Flaming n00bs, or "acolytes" is crucial to maintaining the special charecteristics, and qualities of Totse. If people remained the way they were before they came here, this site would be a useless, stupid faggot infested wasteland, like myspace, or whatever those things are called.

Flaming is a mold encompassing your identity, and personality, along with charecteristics, a form of mind control, is not stretching the truth even slightly.

The flaming encompasses you, painfully forcing your shape into one that will make you a benificial component to the populace of the BBS. If you can not aclimate to Totse, the mold, like a brittle substance, instead of a soft one, will shatter, and essentially destroy you.

This is why flaming of this n00b is necesary, no matter how guilty I feel about it. His post in my Australia thread made me realise this. What if all Totseans were like that? This site would be fucking useless.


Lets introduce him to the excruciatingly painfull mold, and flame the shit out of him, destroying him psychologically, alowing him to be re-built into a productive Totsean. He has potential to be a great Totsean, but, like getting initiated into a gang, we must brutally beat him, so he will be truly down for our site.

brotherinarms
2009-01-15, 15:23
Hello don't go and get yourself ass raped now.

The Ace Of Spades1411
2009-01-15, 15:30
Just because dogs eat dogs does that mean I have to be immature and vulgar, making clever-ish remarks and implying no actual input at all? If so, go FUCK yourself, I am who I am. If no one cares, so be it I know shit gets harsh around here so let it fly totseans! I can also see why you think it was a "faggoty" post, due to the nature of 75% of people on this site, but i'm just informing the people of a new member to the community. That is all.

lol, if you've been on Totse, you should've seen this coming.

slippyfist
2009-01-15, 16:08
You're a faggot, as well as every other guy in this thread who thinks they aren't a faggot, but they registered like yesterday. You guys are faggots.

Faggots.

Glendora
2009-01-15, 21:48
I started this grave, but...

http://www.murnane.org/digging.jpg

...you seem to be doing just fine digging it yourself. Nice and early too!

lemon cake
2009-01-15, 23:07
Do not ever introduce yourself... ever

sybil
2009-01-15, 23:22
Do not ever introduce yourself... ever

This...I don't even introduce myself in real life any more out of fear of what might happen...

Pandoras Assassin
2009-01-15, 23:24
This...I don't even introduce myself in real life any more out of fear of what might happen...

I lol'd.


Yeah now that you realized how much you fucked up go post on Noah's Ark to avoid being eaten alive and dodge the. "STFU Acolyte/New Arrival"


EDIT



Flaming n00bs, or "acolytes" is crucial to maintaining the special charecteristics, and qualities of Totse. If people remained the way they were before they came here, this site would be a useless, stupid faggot infested wasteland, like myspace, or whatever those things are called.

Flaming is a mold encompassing your identity, and personality, along with charecteristics, a form of mind control, is not stretching the truth even slightly.

The flaming encompasses you, painfully forcing your shape into one that will make you a benificial component to the populace of the BBS. If you can not aclimate to Totse, the mold, like a brittle substance, instead of a soft one, will shatter, and essentially destroy you.

This is why flaming of this n00b is necesary, no matter how guilty I feel about it. His post in my Australia thread made me realise this. What if all Totseans were like that? This site would be fucking useless.


Lets introduce him to the excruciatingly painfull mold, and flame the shit out of him, destroying him psychologically, alowing him to be re-built into a productive Totsean. He has potential to be a great Totsean, but, like getting initiated into a gang, we must brutally beat him, so he will be truly down for our site.


We know, now STFU Acolyte and don't complain, your just part of the system.

zuperxtreme
2009-01-15, 23:25
"sup gaiz am nü"

Faggot

Lo Bello
2009-01-15, 23:29
You need to get fucked. Why? I'm not sure. But that was what was said to me when I registered. So fuck you.

Idiosyncrasy
2009-01-16, 00:50
When you are down, you will be encouraged to committ suicide. When you are up, you will be shot down, or told to gtfo. Conform to those who claim to be noncomformists and you'll do fine.

Name's Taken
2009-01-16, 01:52
Guys I wouldn't mess with him, he has 420 in his name and so is obviously a hardcore drug dealer.

Chad from alltel
2009-01-16, 03:59
Uncle Phil was explaining to him, the origional postierre, why this brutal tactic is applied.

But why, why is teh totse like this?





















































































BECAUSE 60% OF THE FUCKING POSTERS, ARE ALIENS, LIVING IN UNDERGROUND BASES!!!!!!

iF YOU DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE ME, LOOK IT UP! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DO, HOW THEY TALK, WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, WHERE THEY LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chad from alltel
2009-01-16, 04:03
People will quote me, and verify this, but those not in the loop will think it's a joke. It's not a fucking joke.

As a matter of fact, fuck Totse. If you believe what I'm writing, you may have a chance to get off, and lead a normal life.


Leave! Right now! And I am not an alien.

sevenTwo
2009-01-16, 04:05
Welcome, newbie.

squatch420
2009-01-16, 04:55
I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

and go fuck yourselves. :)

squatch420
2009-01-16, 04:57
I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

and go fuck yourselves. :)

celler_dweller
2009-01-16, 04:59
let the assraping commence

celler_dweller
2009-01-16, 05:00
i would never would of expected to see some shit like this here.

squatch420
2009-01-16, 05:01
I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

Thank you,

and FUCK you! :)

squatch420
2009-01-16, 05:02
I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

Thank you,

and FUCK you! :)

Demonbell
2009-01-16, 05:10
Im surprised he's not commiting suicide yet.
What has happened to Totse?

Demonbell
2009-01-16, 05:19
Im surprised he's not crying.
What's happening?

Scholar
2009-01-16, 07:06
Scholar approves of this thread :P.

Name's Taken
2009-01-16, 07:11
Well it seems like a waste to join now.

lol pwnt

Enter
2009-01-16, 14:53
Well it seems like a waste to join now.

lol pwnt

LOL! Owned!

LSA King
2009-01-16, 15:03
Not sure the appropriate forum to post this, so...this is my second totse registration. I've been an on/off reader for years (roughly 4yr) and have learned ALOT of stuff about things I shouldn't, so i'm jumping back in. I'm 19, from Tennessee. I'm (re)joining because I have various opinions on various subjects, and hopefully have some knowledge to contribute to return the favor, plus I just think this is a ballin' ass bbs. Just thought and introduction was necessary if I am to build a respectable name on this dog-eat-dog site. Questions? Ask. Comments? Please.

Regards,
-Squatch



Welcome back, its not like it was 4 years ago though.