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redjoker
2009-01-16, 15:19
First I just want to say fuck all of you new people that have trolled this forum too much. Nothing is more disgusting than watching someone who hasn't been here 6 months flaming a new user for just being new. It was even more disgusting to watch when it could have potentially been a good thread.

For all you little noobs out there wanting to know all about bad ideas I have some advice for you. Just listen to uncle redjoker because this might be the last time you hear from him.

Don't trust anyone. Especially women.
Always come prepared. Do your research. Read 'the art of war' for more info.
Discipline. Don't let the things you own/want own you.
Revenge is a luxury few can afford.
If you are going to get revenge it better be something so epic you can tell youngsters about 50 years from now as they sit in awe.
Fight dirty. Go for balls/throat/eyes.
Don't bring a weapon you don't plan on using. If you feel like you need to bring something just to intimidate then you already fucked up.
Always keep your word and defend your friends to the end. The minute you lie and the second you bail you are worthless.
If the time isn't worth the money then don't do the crime.
Keep your mouth shut and don't ask questions. Keep your eyes open and listen for the things that aren't being said.
Don't talk to police. Ever.
Your friends and enemies can be either assets or liabilities. Don't let them become a liability.
Don't leave yourself exposed. Don't trust people with your money. Don't tell people your secrets.
Creativity can save your ass. Always keep people in the dark, constantly guessing. People fear what they don't know.
Respect. It goes both ways. Always demand it from yourself and others.
Do things your way. It makes the end sweeter.
Know when to walk away. Know your limits. Don't get greedy. Don't let your pride cloud your judgment.
You don't have to be the baddest motherfucker on the planet. Don't let things go to your head.

All people are like a coin flipping in the air. On one side they are nice and want to help you. On the other side they are evil and greedy. You can never tell which side will be facing you before it lands. Think about what you stand to lose before you involve others.

Always have an exit strategy for everything. Especially and exit strategy for life. When will enough be enough? How do you want it to end?