I actually had a teacher named "Krabee"!

[QUOTE=Auschwitz_Part_II]I actually had a teacher named "Krabee"![/QUOTE]

I had a maths teacher whose real surname is "Fairy".

Ken Dimbat. This guy shanged his name. for the better I suppose.

You have omitted one of the worst jewish surnames of all: HYMAN! :eek:

Gotobed. All one word. Robert Gotobed. Came across him on a summer job in a bank.

I once had to deal with a Buyer whose name was Richard Head.

Made the mistake once by phoning and asking "is that Dick Head speaking"....

And once encountered a gook working as a Pizza House Waitress whose name tag announced her as 'Fuq Yu'.
Hey Fuq Yu, the service is lousy..

Harry Balzonya

I met some dude either named Scump or Skump

Anybody named Mike Hunt in here? :D

Or Richard (Dick) Hunter?

[QUOTE=Gladius]Anybody named Mike Hunt in here? :D

Or Richard (Dick) Hunter?[/QUOTE]
There was some crybaby football player named Dick Butkis in the late 60's & early 70's

[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]There was some crybaby football player named Dick Butkis in the late 60's & early 70's[/QUOTE]

Was he the guy who played the father on "Webster"? White couple that adopts a monkey sized nigger kid?

[QUOTE=Gladius]Was he the guy who played the father on "Webster"? White couple that adopts a monkey sized nigger kid?[/QUOTE]
He might have done that in real life, for all I know.
I missspelled the name. I typed it like everybody pronounces it, but the name is Dick Butkus
http://football.about.com/cs/legends/p/dickbutkus.htm
Here's what I got when I tried finding the photo where he cries
http://www.how-to-find-porn.com/se/?term=dick+butkus+cry+photo

[QUOTE=Gladius]Or Richard (Dick) Hunter?[/QUOTE]



I used to work with a guy who's name was Dick Tickle :eek:

LOL!! I used to have a friend named Mike Hunt. Well its Micheal, but everyone calls him Mike (for obvious reasons!) :D

I voted Lipshitz. God I feel sorry for Jews. :D

[QUOTE=Gladius]Anybody named Mike Hunt in here?

Or Richard (Dick) Hunter?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=hitler goddess]I used to work with a guy who's name was Dick Tickle :eek:[/QUOTE]
Have you ever considered taking him up on that?

Bush is pretty bad.

Hey, President Bush (huh huh). I mean the guy is named after a pussy.

I voted Weiner though.

Michael Savage, who I've never listened to, but have heard of, is supposedly a jew named Michael Weiner. Jews often have odd names like Hyman, Goldberg, or Podhoretz.

A bush:

If you're named Weiner, you're in for a rough childhood. I'm sure Michael was picked on endlessly by those evil gentiles. So the jew changes it to savage, which is real manly and tough. Who's laughing now?

[QUOTE=Gladius]Was he the guy who played the father on "Webster"? White couple that adopts a monkey sized nigger kid?[/QUOTE]

No, that man's name was Alex Carras. In the picture below is Emmanuel Lewis, Alex, and his real life wife and co-star Susan Clark. There was a physical resemblance between Alex and Mr. Butt-Kiss, this is probably what brought him to mind. The moustache too.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/700/3webster3.jpg

While here is Dick:

http://www.caasportsmarketing.com/butkus002a.jpg

I bet you'd never call him a butt-kisser to his face though. He'd probably rip you a new one.

[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]Have you ever considered taking him up on that?[/QUOTE]


LOL. That is a very disturbing thought considering he was about 65 years old. :p

[QUOTE=hitler goddess]I used to work with a guy who's name was Dick Tickle :eek:[/QUOTE]

any relation to dick trickle? wasnt he a nascar driver?

[QUOTE=Bragi]No, that man's name was Alex Carras. In the picture below is Emmanuel Lewis, Alex, and his real life wife and co-star Susan Clark. There was a physical resemblance between Alex and Mr. Butt-Kiss, this is probably what brought him to mind. The moustache too.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/700/3webster3.jpg

While here is Dick:

http://www.caasportsmarketing.com/butkus002a.jpg

I bet you'd never call him a butt-kisser to his face though. He'd probably rip you a new one.[/QUOTE]

cool picture of soldier field before they put all that modernistic steel stands way up above, now it looks less like the colloseum than Farakhan's "mother ship" come to rest on lake shore drive.

Harry Balzonya


"BALLS ON YA"
Harry ones!

I used to deal with a Fundamentalist Catholic Saudi Muslim called Abdulaziz Hail Mary

(A real mixed up kid. His real name was Abdulaziz Al-Omairi, buts thats how he pronounced it. :p )

Ha! :D What a poor bastard.

[QUOTE=lorrie1488]Harry Balzonya


"BALLS ON YA"
Harry ones![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gladius]Anybody named Mike Hunt in here? :D

Or Richard (Dick) Hunter?[/QUOTE]

How about these names:

Mike Hawk

Jock Strap

Gay Mann

Harry Beaver

:D

Debby Harry, alias "Blondie"?

[QUOTE=Bragi]No, that man's name was Alex Carras. In the picture below is Emmanuel Lewis, Alex, and his real life wife and co-star Susan Clark. There was a physical resemblance between Alex and Mr. Butt-Kiss, this is probably what brought him to mind. The moustache too.

[/QUOTE]

Thanks for that clalrification....:o I know the guy on Webster was a football player, but couldn't remember his name, then when Dick Butkis's name came up I thought of him right way... :confused: why I don't know.

[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]There was some crybaby football player named Dick Butkis in the late 60's & early 70's[/QUOTE]Dick Butkus was a crybaby? :confused:


http://www.sports-photos.com/catalog/images/DickButkusClr.tif.JPG

[QUOTE=King_Tiger]Dick Butkus was a crybaby? :confused:
[/QUOTE]
He publicly sobbed over some incident, many years ago, on television. I saw it and it was repeatedly broadcasted for at least a few days. I don't remember if it was due to a defeat or something personal. Some Boomer or older member probably remembers the incident

Edward
Zacharias
Lay
abriviated=E.Z.Lay
:eek:

Hehe. That'd make a good license plate.

[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]Edward
Zacharias
Lay
abriviated=E.Z.Lay
:eek:[/QUOTE]

I had a college class with a lovely blonde girl named Tracy Titley.

And yes, she was well-endowed.

I knew a Vandalgook with the name Hyon Suk Yi...her breath was like a sewer! Pheeeeyewwww!!! :p

[QUOTE=Xuxa the White]I knew a Vandalgook with the name Hyon Suk Yi...her breath was like a sewer! Pheeeeyewwww!!! :p[/QUOTE]
Maybe she made a living by using her mouth as a spunkoir :eek:

All those names are hilarious! Thanks guys!

I knew a dude in the army named "Peter Holder" - all bullshit aside.

Also the only faggot in my battalion (that we knew of) was named "Hornkohl." We naturally called him "Cornhole.

Permit Me To Introduce Myself, My Name Is Dick, Dick Hertz

Monsignor Peter Mc Feeley

Rear Admiral Lower Half Dick Long USN

Lt Col Wun Hung Lo, Air Force, People's Republic of China

There is aan actual Rabbi around this area named Rabbi Pinkas Titz

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=6][COLOR=Magenta]FREDRIK HEARNE[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] :p

This is no bullshit: there's an Indian (Paki?) doctor listed in my local yellow pages - Citrus County, Fl. - with the name of......ya' ready for this?......"Anil Ram."

Google "funny names" to find lots of funny name sites. Here's a couple:

http://www.funnyname.com/contest/harden.jpg

http://www.funnyname.com/contest/verbyl.jpg

Harden Long. Perfect porn star name.

[QUOTE=Keystone]Dick Butkus is considered the greatest linebacker of all time. Even the negroes that played against him admit he was the meanest, toughest player they ever met.

Ray Nitschke of the Packers and Sam Huff of the Giants were two more legendary white badasses that everyone feared.

I wouldn't call him Butt-kiss to his face, even at his advanced age. Bad idea.[/QUOTE]

You forgot the "Master of Mayhem" Conrad Dobler, Key! OT of the St. Louis Cardinals. Even his own teamates kept their distance from him.

http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/azstl/doblerstlc_185x250.jpg


"When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, "I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!" -Dobler

[QUOTE=Steve B]You forgot the "Master of Mayhem" Conrad Dobler

"When guys come over to date my daughter, I'm going to tell them, "I want you to go out and have a very good time with my daughter. I want you to enjoy yourself and have her home on time. If you abuse her in any way, I'm going to kill your mother and father, cut your back open, pull out your spine, and leave you in a wheelchair so you can think about what you did for the rest of your life. Now, go out and have a good time!" -Dobler[/QUOTE]

People who talk about it, never do it. Clearly he was a softie, just a pussy-cat.

I just remembered a Veterinarian that I used to take the critters to:

Dr. Dykehouse

Great Vet, Funny name.

[QUOTE=Screaming Peacock]I just remembered a Veterinarian that I used to take the critters to:

Dr. Dykehouse

Great Vet, Funny name.[/QUOTE]
There's a dentist in town named "Knoblauch". Translated:"Garlic". I think Jews used this name. Not sure,though

There was a Dravidavandal (dark hindoo) woman with the last name of Dikshit...she legally changed it to Dixit! I kid you not! :p

[QUOTE=Xuxa the White]There was a Dravidavandal (dark hindoo) woman with the last name of Dikshit...she legally changed it to Dixit! I kid you not! :p[/QUOTE]

Dikshit still appears in the papers with regards to Indian politics. But can anyone have a worse name than the recently retired Indian PM whose cunnilinguistic surname was Vag Pie.

[QUOTE=TheGreenMan]
....PM whose cunnilinguistic surname was Vag Pie.[/QUOTE]
Well, it's actually spelled a different way, but he really should spell it the way you suggest

.. just what is it with those Dravidians? I had to spend a few days working with some sort of Indian immigrant named Anil Rakshit. Easy enough name to deal with in print, but he complained that people were always asking him to repeat it or spell it out when he said his name on the telephone.

...rakshit??....dikshit??

Looks like they took some advice from the bathroom mirror!

One poor sod from from my Tennessee days had the name Pullet as in pull it. Worse was his first name; Randy.

He could get away with going up to girls in a bar and saying: Hi, I'm Randy, Pull it. :p

(Theres a joke in there, somewhere)