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Dasyurus Maculatus
03-10-2005, 12:14 AM
Playing the part of Michael Jackson on TV; the camera ban in the ongoing child molestation trial has proved fortunate for sad loony Edward Moss, whose McJob is to play the predatory black paedophile and alleged singer in daily courtroom re-enactments .

Unable to find a proper job, Moss has been impersonating Jackson for a decade, having initially been persuaded to mimic the star for an employee “talent contest” while working at McDonald's :p .

Moss briefly met the mutant ape in 1997. He says Jackson who was disguised as a woman at the time, had been watching his performance “imitating him in front of Hollywood Wax Museum” and told him he was "really good" before disappearing with his entourage.

Moss’s McJob is to perform highlights of the Jackson trial for Sky News and Sky One, surrounded by suitably adorned and costumed actors playing lawyers, witnesses, jury members and Judge. Moss also played the part of the same ape mutant in Scary Movie 3 and appeared on US TV in Nip/Tuck, Mad TV and The Tonight Show.

The 27-year-old from Hollywood admits playing the role of an alleged sexual predator has not been too demanding so far; as he has only been required to frown, raise the odd eyebrow and pretend to scribble notes.

Thankfully he has not yet been asked to recreate the alleged crime scenes. "I'm taking my career as it comes...." warns Moss .

Jacksons lawyers may not have toplay the 'Race card' to get him off the Court charges?; as jackson allegedly brings paedophilia, homosexuality, 'color' and transvestism to 'enrich society' - he qualifies under the 'Diversity' card to be allowed out untouched.




http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4317639.stm