View Full Version : Bears can hold alotta liquor
Kind Lampshade Maker
08-19-2004, 05:04 PM
Bear crashes after guzzling 36 beers without chundering:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html
Hitler Goddess
08-19-2004, 05:09 PM
I just heard about this story this morning on the news. It is so funny. I can't even imagine what the people that found the bear were thinking when they saw it passed out among all the beer cans :p I bet that was one crabby bear in the morning. LOL :eek:
Damn! That bear would make a great frat guy. He'd be able to win all the drinking contests, hands down.
Aryan Lord
08-19-2004, 05:50 PM
[QUOTE=hilareth]Damn! That bear would make a great frat guy. He'd be able to win all the drinking contests, hands down.[/QUOTE]
I see you and HG have a drinking problem. Am I right? :confused:
Hitler Goddess
08-19-2004, 06:01 PM
[QUOTE=Aryan Lord]I see you and HG have a drinking problem. Am I right? :confused:[/QUOTE]
Drinking problem? I don't have a drinking problem. I only drink about a case of beer a day. :p I think if I really tried I could out drink that bear anytime.
[QUOTE=Aryan Lord]I see you and HG have a drinking problem. Am I right? :confused:[/QUOTE]No no no, it's the bear who has the drinking problem. We need to send him to AA, stat!
Kind Lampshade Maker
08-20-2004, 06:38 AM
[QUOTE=hitler goddess] Drinking problem? I don't have a drinking problem. I only drink about a case of beer a day. :p I think if I really tried I could out drink that bear anytime.[/QUOTE]
You seemed to not be drunken at the time of your posting, otherwise it would have been easy enough to type, "[QUOTE=hitler goddess] I think if I really tried I could drink out that bear anytime.[/QUOTE]"
:p
Hitler Goddess
08-21-2004, 02:12 PM
[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]You seemed to not be drunken at the time of your posting, otherwise it would have been easy enough to type, ""
:p[/QUOTE]
Its just that my alcoholism has become such a part of my life that I can do anything while I am drunk. It is only when I am sober that I cannot function :p
Kind Lampshade Maker
08-21-2004, 02:58 PM
[QUOTE=hitler goddess]Its just that my alcoholism has become such a part of my life that I can do anything while I am drunk. It is only when I am sober that I cannot function :p[/QUOTE]
Alcohol has become a part of my life, because I have integrated alcohol to my life. There are somethings I cannot do so easily under excessive injestion of alcohol, but some things can still be done regardless, sometimes better ;)
[QUOTE=Kind Lampshade Maker]Bear crashes after guzzling 36 beers without chundering:
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/08/18/bear.beer.reut/index.html[/QUOTE]
"It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge."
The Rainier beer commercials are already capitalizing on the bears taste in beer :rolleyes:
Maybe they will make him their spokes-bear :cool:
Kind Lampshade Maker
08-23-2004, 09:00 AM
[QUOTE=AK*]"It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge."
The Rainier beer commercials are already capitalizing on the bears taste in beer :rolleyes:
Maybe they will make him their spokes-bear :cool:[/QUOTE]
He was pretty gööd at opening cans. Hmmmm... Was he probably set up for this after having been shot with a tranquilizer?
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