View Full Version : Remember those kids who microwaved a cat?
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Who the fuck does that? If someone came into my house and did this to my little cat I think I whould have to kill them.
Holy shit, community service for breaking into my home, MICROWAVING my pet and then deciding to fuck up the place and leave notes everywhere like "You had a nice cat".
Fuck that shit, I'd have to do time for those little cunts.
:mad:
:cool:
-ScreamingElectron-
2008-09-05, 10:14
Eye for an eye?
Cat for a cat.
Microwave his or her cat. And don't let them watch, but draw pictures with crayons.
Waffle Stomper
2008-09-05, 16:45
“There's no explanation ... for such a heinous crime,” said Mr. Millsap. “He's a very good kid who did something very wrong.”
Yeah, good kids watch cats scream in the microwave for 10 minutes and cause $10,000 in damages, then have a sense of humor about it afterwards.
ChaoticNature
2008-09-05, 16:47
Microwave their genitals, don't give them a pussy sentence. People go to jail for slipping a finger up a kid's pooper, these kids just get probation and community service.
Fuck this system.
SomeLowLife
2008-09-06, 07:17
Outside court, a handful protesters carried placards that read “Justice for Princess” with picture of the cat with a heart around it.
Hahaha
If my neighbor tried to pull that shit on me, I would fucking break him. Someone needs to smack those punks.
Endotropic Decay
2008-09-06, 23:56
Microwave their genitals, don't give them a pussy sentence. People go to jail for slipping a finger up a kid's pooper, these kids just get probation and community service.
Fuck this system.
Goddamn, QFT
I whould find out who did it then slit his moms throat and write you had a nice mom shes dead in the bathtub in a felt marker
ChaoticNature
2008-09-07, 06:42
I whould find out who did it then slit his moms throat and write you had a nice mom shes dead in the bathtub in a felt marker
But I'm sure their mother is a very nice lady.
I'd recommend drugging them, waiting until they are sleeping and amputating their legs and one hand, toss them into their pool and leave a note in felt marker:
"You had a nice wallet. It's in my pocket."
How is this justice? $10,000 in damages and torturing a pet for no reason whatsoever, but one of them plays in the church band so they get a slap on the wrist.
If two black teenagers broke into that home and stole $10,000 worth of stuff and left the fucking cat alone you couldd bet they'd still do time.
Fallen Angust
2008-09-07, 22:45
Alberta teens get community service for microwaving cat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0Y4s4GScw
*dances*
siegmeow
2008-09-08, 08:48
Goddamn it totse is full of pussies. Where the fuck is the encouragement you sappy fucks? Good on em' cats deserve to die
This is nothing whatsoever to do with me and I still feel quite angry, I never heard about this before.
If someone did this to me, or someone else and I heard about it, I'd probably have to hunt the dirty little wankers down. Microwaving the cat? That's just fucking sick...
There aren't many things that provoke my vigilante streak but this appears to be one of them. Filthy cunts.
delerium tremens
2008-09-08, 10:22
Too be honest its just property damage + tresspassing/burglary. Give them about six-10 months and make them pay for the damage.
OneMestizo
2008-09-08, 18:34
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html
ShoeBong
2008-09-08, 20:00
This is why we need an instant death penalty. Are these kids ever going to really better society? Do we really want people who microwave cats raising children someday?
Screw community service, lynch these kids. Less people like these ones will make this world a better place.
glutamate antagonist
2008-09-09, 07:30
Goddamn it totse is full of pussies. Where the fuck is the encouragement you sappy fucks? Good on em' cats deserve to die
Cats are easy to kill.
We rage at the kids because they enjoyed doing that.
I'd kill those kids. I know I would. I know I'd be helpless to stop myself.
Think about the emotional scarring the owners have suffered. If you don't want those kids to hang then you're just trying to disconnect yourself from empathy so you don't feel bad, which is understandable. "If I pretend like I don't care, then I don't care."
Fact is that I care. For some reason, the idea that a human somewhere has taken satisfaction in the suffering of an animal, which can only have been innocent, makes my blood boil. I have no idea why, but it does, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Go ahead and say "HUR HUR you empathize with animals and I don't.". If it makes you feel better, go ahead. In a way I wish I didn't feel bad hearing stories like this at all. I wish I didn't have empathy. And why cats or dogs, or similarly cute animals, I don't know. I know that seeing a rat suffer in the same way wouldn't affect me. I know there's far, far greater suffering amongst humans and other animals on the planet.
Maybe it's purely knowing the attachment one can have to a pet. Almost like a child. And to have to go though the emotional turmoil of having that torn away from you, for the sake of someone else's enjoyment? Maybe that's what gets me. Maybe a combination of that and how the animal is always innocent.
Call me a pussy, I guess in this sense, me and anyone who has a similar pattern of emotions to me in this situation are pussies, in the sense that we're sensitive. Absolutely. I don't deny it. I'd kill you without a second thought if I caught you doing the same to my pet, but I guess that's what sensitivity does to a person.
CheebaKing
2008-09-10, 00:20
wow... i cant even imagine what the house must have smelled like afterwards.
ChaoticNature
2008-09-10, 01:40
wow... i cant even imagine what the house must have smelled like afterwards.
Ever gone to a Chinese Restaurant?
siegmeow
2008-09-10, 09:04
Cats are easy to kill.
We rage at the kids because they enjoyed doing that.
I'd kill those kids. I know I would. I know I'd be helpless to stop myself.
Think about the emotional scarring the owners have suffered. If you don't want those kids to hang then you're just trying to disconnect yourself from empathy so you don't feel bad, which is understandable. "If I pretend like I don't care, then I don't care."
Fact is that I care. For some reason, the idea that a human somewhere has taken satisfaction in the suffering of an animal, which can only have been innocent, makes my blood boil. I have no idea why, but it does, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Go ahead and say "HUR HUR you empathize with animals and I don't.". If it makes you feel better, go ahead. In a way I wish I didn't feel bad hearing stories like this at all. I wish I didn't have empathy. And why cats or dogs, or similarly cute animals, I don't know. I know that seeing a rat suffer in the same way wouldn't affect me. I know there's far, far greater suffering amongst humans and other animals on the planet.
Maybe it's purely knowing the attachment one can have to a pet. Almost like a child. And to have to go though the emotional turmoil of having that torn away from you, for the sake of someone else's enjoyment? Maybe that's what gets me. Maybe a combination of that and how the animal is always innocent.
Call me a pussy, I guess in this sense, me and anyone who has a similar pattern of emotions to me in this situation are pussies, in the sense that we're sensitive. Absolutely. I don't deny it. I'd kill you without a second thought if I caught you doing the same to my pet, but I guess that's what sensitivity does to a person.
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2008-09-10, 10:06
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Dark Kaiser II
2008-09-11, 00:50
How is this justice? $10,000 in damages and torturing a pet for no reason whatsoever, but one of them plays in the church band so they get a slap on the wrist.
If two black teenagers broke into that home and stole $10,000 worth of stuff and left the fucking cat alone you couldd bet they'd still do time.
This, exactly.
Cats are easy to kill.
We rage at the kids because they enjoyed doing that.
I'd kill those kids. I know I would. I know I'd be helpless to stop myself.
Think about the emotional scarring the owners have suffered. If you don't want those kids to hang then you're just trying to disconnect yourself from empathy so you don't feel bad, which is understandable. "If I pretend like I don't care, then I don't care."
Fact is that I care. For some reason, the idea that a human somewhere has taken satisfaction in the suffering of an animal, which can only have been innocent, makes my blood boil. I have no idea why, but it does, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Go ahead and say "HUR HUR you empathize with animals and I don't.". If it makes you feel better, go ahead. In a way I wish I didn't feel bad hearing stories like this at all. I wish I didn't have empathy. And why cats or dogs, or similarly cute animals, I don't know. I know that seeing a rat suffer in the same way wouldn't affect me. I know there's far, far greater suffering amongst humans and other animals on the planet.
Maybe it's purely knowing the attachment one can have to a pet. Almost like a child. And to have to go though the emotional turmoil of having that torn away from you, for the sake of someone else's enjoyment? Maybe that's what gets me. Maybe a combination of that and how the animal is always innocent.
Call me a pussy, I guess in this sense, me and anyone who has a similar pattern of emotions to me in this situation are pussies, in the sense that we're sensitive. Absolutely. I don't deny it. I'd kill you without a second thought if I caught you doing the same to my pet, but I guess that's what sensitivity does to a person.
Amen.
The people who are bashing you/mocking you, are only trying to sound hard in a desperate attempt to fit in and look cool.
The fact remains, I would destroy all of those kids. Fucking ridiculous that all these little shits get is a slap on the wrist.
Goddamn it totse is full of pussies. Where the fuck is the encouragement you sappy fucks? Good on em' cats deserve to die
Do/did you get picked on in school?
3xplosive obs3sed
2008-09-11, 01:25
dude that is fucking evil .
The thing that bothers me is that they made it suffer for sevral minutes if they whould have just broken the cats neck and ended quickly this really whouldnt even get a reaction from me. I killed my pet rat when it got sick because i didnt want it to suffer and the silly thing only cost 10$ so just to make it clear i don't care about animals dying i just dont like dumb fucking people doing somthing so cruel and thinking its joke!
siegmeow
2008-09-11, 12:56
Do/did you get picked on in school?
obviously you nigger
personspersona
2008-09-11, 22:52
“I'm sorry for what I did and I can guarantee it won't happen again,” said one teen.
The other added: “I am also very, very sorry. I can't believe still that I was involved in something with this intensity of wrongness.”
Yeah, cos just saying sorry fixes a microwaved cat, a scarred family and $10.000
glutamate antagonist
2008-09-12, 08:13
“I'm sorry for what I did and I can guarantee it won't happen again,” said one teen.
The other added: “I am also very, very sorry. I can't believe still that I was involved in something with this intensity of wrongness.”
Yeah, cos just saying sorry fixes a microwaved cat, a scarred family and $10.000
I'd be all for hanging them.
We should start an internet manhunt to find these people.
Waffle Stomper
2008-09-13, 01:18
+1 for whoever find thier names.
EDIT: found it. They are:
Sam Sheppard
Jordan Ryans
Mac Ryans
Jesse Gillis
glutamate antagonist
2008-09-13, 07:32
+1 for whoever find thier names.
EDIT: found it. They are:
Sam Sheppard
Jordan Ryans
Mac Ryans
Jesse Gillis
First I'd need proof they're the real names. Then I'd need to know they were found guilty. Then the hunt is on.
Fucking stupid how "minors" aren't prosecuted as adults. Like their age makes any difference in the morality of their actions.
SomeLowLife
2008-09-13, 17:32
I've been locked up for stupid victim less crimes, and the people who break into a house, fuck it up, and then microwave the pet get one year probation and don't get locked up. Enron got two fucking years probation for ruining countless people's lives.
Fuck the justice system.
+1 for whoever find thier names.
EDIT: found it. They are:
Sam Sheppard
Jordan Ryans
Mac Ryans
Jesse Gillis
source?
i would be interetsed in hypothetically hunting these bastards down, more info needed
Waffle Stomper
2008-09-14, 00:59
source?
No solid sauce yet, but I got it from jewtube and here (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=932283&postcount=12). I'll do some more digging later.
Starchild
2008-09-15, 12:31
... for the lulz
bmxanarchist
2008-09-17, 02:18
Cats are easy to kill.
We rage at the kids because they enjoyed doing that.
I'd kill those kids. I know I would. I know I'd be helpless to stop myself.
Think about the emotional scarring the owners have suffered. If you don't want those kids to hang then you're just trying to disconnect yourself from empathy so you don't feel bad, which is understandable. "If I pretend like I don't care, then I don't care."
Fact is that I care. For some reason, the idea that a human somewhere has taken satisfaction in the suffering of an animal, which can only have been innocent, makes my blood boil. I have no idea why, but it does, and I'm not afraid to admit it. Go ahead and say "HUR HUR you empathize with animals and I don't.". If it makes you feel better, go ahead. In a way I wish I didn't feel bad hearing stories like this at all. I wish I didn't have empathy. And why cats or dogs, or similarly cute animals, I don't know. I know that seeing a rat suffer in the same way wouldn't affect me. I know there's far, far greater suffering amongst humans and other animals on the planet.
Maybe it's purely knowing the attachment one can have to a pet. Almost like a child. And to have to go though the emotional turmoil of having that torn away from you, for the sake of someone else's enjoyment? Maybe that's what gets me. Maybe a combination of that and how the animal is always innocent.
Call me a pussy, I guess in this sense, me and anyone who has a similar pattern of emotions to me in this situation are pussies, in the sense that we're sensitive. Absolutely. I don't deny it. I'd kill you without a second thought if I caught you doing the same to my pet, but I guess that's what sensitivity does to a person.
i hate seeing animals get killed because they have no way to understand why they are being killed, its hard to explain but i would like to microwave those kids, bring albert fish back from the dead, and feed those kids to him.
Korivan I'Alagmarae
2008-09-17, 02:29
if someone ever did that to my cat.....they'd live the next few weeks of their life in constant, unbearable agony until I could think of no more ways to torture them. Then I would set them on fire in front of a mirror so they could watch themselves scream as they burn to death.
I love mah kitteh....
Puevlo El Spico
2008-09-20, 12:51
I think I read somewhere that cats like being microwaved.
Seriously though, these kids aren't really sorry. Everyone says they're sorry to get less punishment. I'm sure they're laughing about it now and planning their next torture session.
Also who the fuck would pay $5 to read one news article?
Numberjumbo
2008-09-21, 12:03
Totse mission: find those kids.
they dont punish kids in Canada really, i was caught with an 8-ball of crystal meth, syringe'a, ketamine ect, and alls they did was take it way from me, throw it in a neerby trash can and let us go, we came back 20 minutes later went threw the trash can and got our shit back.
Star Wars Fan
2008-09-24, 15:21
Goddamn it totse is full of pussies. Where the fuck is the encouragement you sappy fucks? Good on em' cats deserve to die
lol...at least you're not a hipocrite like some of the people here who likely eat meat. That and saying "kids don't deserve rights......but they have the right to be tried as an adult"
also the link the other guy posted; specific part
5 -- Misc. shit....Stick the cat in the Microwave (no, really) and don't turn it on (yet) just let it sit there, and look through the little see-through window...It should be scared as hell, since it's in a really tight spot, can't move much at all...If you really want to screw the fucker, nuke it! Just nuke it for 20 seconds at a time. (http://totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html)..The cat will start squirming at about 10 seconds (depending on the wattage of the Microwave)...After about 30 seconds, the cat will definitely have radiation poisioning, which will probably kill it within a month or less. If you nuke it for a minute, you'll probably kill it, depending on the size of the cat, the microwave cooks inside out, so after a minute, it's intestines and lungs will be a little toasty, maybe killing it, if not, probably sterilizing it or leaving it a slow and terrible death. Of course, you can go "All-Out" if you REALLY express rage for it, and can nuke it for 5 minutes...This is NOT for the Squeamish....I DO know someone who did this, and saw it....It was pretty fucking gross, and being the cat hater I am, I still felt sorry for it. In 30 seconds, it starts kicking and screaming and freaking out (which brings me to the point, you gotta make sure the door can't be opened, and you gotta make sure you don't want the microwave anymore). In 1 minute, it was started to spaz like nothing you've ever seen before, some blood was coming from it's mouth due to internal cuts the Nuking did, all types of seisures and some last moans were following at 2 minutes. At about 2 and a half minutes, the cat was still alive, it's pupils were dialated and it was twitching like someone stuck a Electrolysis gun up it's ass...At 3 minutes, it's almost dead...The smell of the cat would make any mortician throw up, that's why I would suggest alot of open windows and doors and some type of gas mask on. The last two minutes it the cool part...Now that the fucker is dead (for good reason too) it's time to watch the fireworks...I think at around 4 minutes, the cat started popping, it's eyeballs literally popped out of it's sockets, and the blood started to ooze, not a pretty sight..At about, 4 mins 15 seconds, it's fur starts to curl (although it was already crispy) and at about 5 minutes, the whole microwave is one big slaughterhouse. (http://totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html) Which brings me to clean up...DON'T! I said earlier, Nuke the cat in a microwave you no longer want to use (not to mention the microwave is probably broken anyway). Just throw the microwave away and chuckle off a couple laughs...Even take poloraids if you want.
ive killed animals but not like this....
Star Wars Fan
2008-09-24, 15:40
Fucking stupid how "minors" aren't prosecuted as adults. Like their age makes any difference in the morality of their actions.
then Minors should have the "rights" of adults then, no hipocrisy there. not Bs Age of Consent, minimal drinking/driving/smoking age. but Society "has its head up its ass" too far..
Florida Snow
2008-09-24, 16:24
Holy shit, community service for breaking into my home, MICROWAVING my pet and then deciding to fuck up the place and leave notes everywhere like "You had a nice cat".
Fuck that shit, I'd have to do time for those little cunts.
:mad:
:cool:
no kidding, the punks would be unrecognizable when I was finished with em.
glutamate antagonist
2008-09-25, 17:27
then Minors should have the "rights" of adults then, no hipocrisy there. not Bs Age of Consent, minimal drinking/driving/smoking age. but Society "has its head up its ass" too far..
Absolutely.
Voting at age 14. We're allowed to have a religion, making our minds up about the origin of the universe, at an indefinite age, but our political allegiance can't be?
And people spew some bullshit about how they won't make informed choices. So fucking what if they don't? I know I would have made better informed choices at 14 than many adults do. Less than 5% of voters read party manifestos.
Young kids get alcohol, cigarettes and drugs anyway, either by proxy or theft. Minimum age shouldn't exist.
Ronald McPwnald
2008-09-30, 00:38
those kids deserve a medal and a key to the city
glutamate antagonist
2008-09-30, 13:41
those kids deserve a medal and a key to the city
omg ur so edgy and kool plz be my friend
Ronald McPwnald
2008-09-30, 19:05
omg ur so edgy and kool plz be my friend
okayy :)
Fuck that pisses me off, I violated curfew with possession of deadly weapon, and resisted arrest (Not trying to fight the officer, but not letting him handcuff me.), and got 51 days in juve plus a years probation, yet those cunts don't even get any time, just probation and community service?
If I could get ahold of them, I would cut open many parts of their bodies to fill with salt and sow back together.....
If that was my cat, they'd be more than happy to have gone to safety of a jail.
eyeluvthe9ds
2008-09-30, 20:24
the first person to get their names and addresses gets a gold star.
if that was one of my pets i wouldn't kill them or call the police. i would simply lock them in my basement and torture them for a few days, then i would release them (on the condition that they say nothing about what has happend). a few days after their release, when they think that theyre safe, i would kill their entire family (silently of course. i would want them to see the bodies when they wake up in the morning expecting breakfast.).
if i walked in on them after they put it in the microwave but before they turned it on, i would beat them to death with a pipe, then take the cat out, and kill it with a blow to the head.
A proper punishment would be for them to wake up in the morning to the sound of a microwave going, only to find both of their parents heads rotating in the microwave.
eyeluvthe9ds
2008-10-01, 00:23
A proper punishment would be for them to wake up in the morning to the sound of a microwave going, only to find both of their parents heads rotating in the microwave.
that was my first thought but i didn't think they made microwaves that big.
Twisted_Ferret
2008-10-02, 19:22
QFT @ everything glutamate antagonist has posted. Good on ya. :cool:
Fucking little cunts. Someone find their names. I will look as well.
Edit: Apparently there were posted on Facebook, but taken down. Gotta find a cache or something...
nincumpoop
2008-10-04, 23:34
This is why we need an instant death penalty. Are these kids ever going to really better society? Do we really want people who microwave cats raising children someday?
Screw community service, lynch these kids. Less people like these ones will make this world a better place.
Cleansing the gene pool can't hurt than much really can it.