News of the World [Archive]

This just in: you suck and I rock with the biggest cock (0 replies)
Plane downed by birds in NY's Hudson river, all safe (1 replies)
Racial Equality Protesters claim Environmentalists are racist (2 replies)
Hollywood loses 2 stars (2 replies)
War iN Gaza (2 replies)
Kids with Nazi names taken away from parents (12 replies)
Microsoft updates free tool to remove persistent worm (0 replies)
Immigrants have caused the collapse of British culture. (1 replies)
Not only does Big Brother see you, he now recognizes you. (6 replies)
Every email to be snooped on. (2 replies)
Welcome to Londonistan. (0 replies)
Spycams in British schools. (6 replies)
Gypsy scum escapes police custody. (1 replies)
PETA Hopes to rename Fish to "Sea Kittens" (8 replies)
Man demands his ex-wife return his kidney (0 replies)
LOL, Lansing,MI Medical marijuana rules criticized (3 replies)
Trojan Blocks The Pirate Bay and Mininova (3 replies)
Another white person murdered by non-white savages in Toronto (19 replies)
Woman Arrested After Hitting Self With Frying Pan (4 replies)
China Convicts 11 in Software-Piracy Case (1 replies)
PA: Crook lives in family's attic for a week (0 replies)
Russian Prof. Predicts End of US (21 replies)
Obama the Magic Negro. (0 replies)
Scientists extract images from brain... (16 replies)
Have you ever felt like doing this? (Man shot at movie theater) (7 replies)
Israel Shells Gaza (6 replies)
Purple Squirrel Baffles Experts (3 replies)
Man in Santa Suit Kills at Least 8 at Party (9 replies)
Bigger than the Exxon Valdez disaster (9 replies)
Merry Christmas from Half Baked (1 replies)
Dumb niggers pledge to "buy black" only in 2009 (6 replies)
Microsoft again extends Windows XP drop-dead date (1 replies)
Shoveling 16 miles of 6' snow (7 replies)
Snowglobe =...fire?! (5 replies)
ZOG pardons a dead traitor (19 replies)
Hate crime in SF, committed by.... (12 replies)
The Pope wants to save humanity from faggots. (2 replies)
2.3 tonnes of marijuana found in Afghan school (4 replies)
Groundbreaking ceremony held for IGY transatlantic railway (5 replies)
Being charitable with savages is a bad idea (3 replies)
No more lawsuits: ISPs to work with RIAA, cut off P2P users (6 replies)
Jews control Hollywood, is it true? (1 replies)
Noam Chomsky's wife dead (1 replies)
Warner Music pulls videos from YouTube (0 replies)
Defending your ship from Somali pirates in a very totsean way (couple pics) (12 replies)
The chinks are still at it (1 replies)
Lusitania: Mounds of .303 ammunition recovered. (5 replies)
Canadian Forces also drug dealers (1 replies)
Court Indicts Bush on High Treason Charge (1 replies)
White Vigilantes shot and killed blacks in Katrina (4 replies)
Russia moves ahead with S-300 deal to Iran (1 replies)
Adolf Hitler denied personalised birthday cake. (5 replies)
Movie Studios Spied On ISP’s BitTorrent Users (0 replies)
Teen shoots parents for not letting him play Halo 3 (5 replies)
terrorist group bombed a Iranian bus filled with Irannian revolutionary guards (1 replies)
It's always the white man's fault, stupid ape Mugabe blames West for cholera epidemic (3 replies)
Filthy hook-nosed Jew robs investors of $50 billion (2 replies)
US only two states away from being able to rewrite constitution (6 replies)
Man Throws Shoes At Bush (historically classic) (28 replies)
FCC cancels meeting for free Internet vote (3 replies)
An overview of propaganda surrounding Mumbai attacks (1 replies)
Bank bombed in Oregon (two dead) (7 replies)
R.I.P. Betty Page (3 replies)
Bag Of Humans Remains Found Near Caylee Anthony's Home (10 replies)
$50 Billion Wall Street fraud (0 replies)
Australia hates the internet. (5 replies)
tom daschle appointed to some shit (0 replies)
General Strike in Greece (0 replies)
Tired of waiting, man builds own Azalie (6 replies)
Britain censors The Scorpions (6 replies)
Simpsons porn is CP (7 replies)
Savages gang rape 14 year old girl in Britain (70 replies)
Pirates of the Amazon hits the rocks (2 replies)
Angry laid-off workers occupy factory in Chicago (2 replies)
OJ Simpson is a fucking moron (5 replies)
IBM Launches Microsoft-Free Linux PCs (1 replies)
Koobface virus hits Facebook (2 replies)
PA Collar Bomb Case Solved (0 replies)
Pirates downloaded 14 million movies (1 replies)
Vista SP2: Six Things You Need to Know (4 replies)
British civil liberties slowly eroding to shit. (25 replies)
FCC to vote on free broadband Internet across USA (41 replies)
Belgian TV bosses slammed for advert featuring presenter as a semi-naked Hitler (10 replies)
Smiley face is supposed appear in the sky at the moment (2 replies)
Obama supporters are nuts; woman beaten for refusing to "hail to the chimp" (6 replies)
We fail (uk) (25 replies)
Not terrorists. (0 replies)
Switzerland: Heroin addicts get free heroin from the government (17 replies)
hole in ozone bigger than ever!! (4 replies)
Wal-Mart employee dies in stampede. (7 replies)
Internet worm exploits Windows vulnerability (2 replies)
The Northwest Passage has been conquered. (0 replies)
Police in Australia hire private spies to snoop online (1 replies)
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENTS for today (2 replies)
Virgin Galactic says no to Space Pornography (6 replies)
Gunmen attack targets in Indian city (17 replies)
Al-Qaeda Threatens North Korea (5 replies)
Man with sword shot outside Scientology Celebrity Centre (5 replies)
That's not a pirate ship... (0 replies)
The UK/US 'special' relationship. (0 replies)
21st Century Black Plague (2 replies)
US government sends charity workers to prison for life (0 replies)
German intelligence caught bombing a building in Kosovo (0 replies)
Pentagon Bans USB Drives After Virus Hits Computers (2 replies)
Two Silicon Valley Engineers Receive One Year Prison Sentences (0 replies)
Verizon Employees Snooped on Obama's Cellphone Records (2 replies)
Mac OS X targeted by Trojan and backdoor tool (0 replies)
Drunk nigger claims breathalyzer racist (4 replies)
Somalian Pirates capture tanks and oil (3 replies)
"Kick A Ginger Day" a sucess! (32 replies)
Africans murder six-year-old girl (7 replies)
19yr old kills himself online. (5 replies)
Fucking your own Mother in a Wheelchair (9 replies)
Kid who shot his Dad & police interview tape... (1 replies)
Mortal Combat (0 replies)
Who else likes titties (3 replies)
What not to do if you can't get a woman..... (3 replies)
Remember when those Russians stole a bridge? (5 replies)
"Nebraska parents rush to leave kids before law change" (8 replies)
Living Down Under? (2 replies)
Another day, another dead nigger. (17 replies)
California queers vandalize churches, send terrorist threats (18 replies)
Bird saves baby girl (6 replies)
You gullible faggots (1 replies)
(bullshit story by chimro) Transatlanic undersea railway planned (4 replies)
What a waste...... (2 replies)
Gone in 15 Minutes: Security Experts Crack Encryption On Wi-Fi System (0 replies)
Grade 12 girls streak in duct tape and underwear, call it tradition (9 replies)
Russia announces it will jam US anti missle shield, hours after baracks victory (3 replies)
Potent weed brings ambulance to school (67 replies)
Father confiscates Xbox - Kid found dead only hours later... (3 replies)
Obama-themed malware on the rise (0 replies)
Barak Obama is now President (56 replies)
Black panthers attempt to stop whites from voting in Philadelphia (18 replies)
sewers are getting old after 100 or more years, what a suprise (2 replies)
Palin gets a nailin' by Canadian prankster. (4 replies)
!2 year old trick-or-treater gets some 7.62mm candy (12 replies)
real news? (3 replies)
Why can't our teachers be like this? (5 replies)
is this for real? (22 replies)
Deep Throat (0 replies)
Microsoft offers reward for runaway boy (dad took away his Xbox) (17 replies)
Two held over Obama 'murder plot' WAS CHIMRO ONE OF THEM? (12 replies)
Woman tricked into eating ice cream laced with... (0 replies)
Twitter the new tool of terrorists? (1 replies)
New Worm Exploits Microsoft Bug (4 replies)
Jennifer Hudson's brother-in-law questioned over family slaying. (2 replies)
Dancing 'gangster' shoots girl and gets just 8 years. (13 replies)
russian news:Владимир Владимирович стал очень доро&# (2 replies)
True Commitment (0 replies)
scotch tape surprise. (3 replies)
Telstra Dome renamed Etihad Stadium (1 replies)
Man Charged With Murder For Spreading Aids (4 replies)
British use laundromats to find rogue bombers. (40 replies)
Californians Sue Over Xbox 360 Flaw (25 replies)
NJ Teenager Guilty of Cyber Attack on Scientology Web Sites (9 replies)
Child pornography linked to Islamic Terrorists (33 replies)
Kentucky May Kill Online Gambling Permanently (1 replies)
Dead woman's relatives barbecue her body (5 replies)
FTC Busts Major Spam Operation (0 replies)
UK Domestic Media Ops (0 replies)
McCain Campaign Wants DMCA Takedown Priority (0 replies)
Mandatory internet censorship in Australia. (41 replies)
Canada - Conservatives win Strong Minority (3 replies)
Big Content gloats as Bush signs PRO-IP Act (1 replies)
"Death Erection" spider (6 replies)
North Korea Is Off Terror List After Deal With US (3 replies)
Palin violated ethics law, inquiry concludes (0 replies)
Man gets head stuck inside particle accelerator! (5 replies)
Cop smoking crack caught on video (3 replies)
Obama Campaign Suspected In Massive Ballot-Rigging Scheme (2 replies)
"Obama Girl" Killed While Campaigning For Obama In Nigger Neighborhood (9 replies)
Dow falls under 8,700 on 1-yr anniversary of all-time high of 14,164 (5 replies)
Study of Data Mining for Terrorists Is Urged (0 replies)
Report: SEC investigating false Jobs heart attack rumor (0 replies)
R.I.P. Posse Comitatus (0 replies)
Small Asteroid Enters Earth’s Atmosphere (7 replies)
Reversal in Palin Case (0 replies)
Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops (6 replies)
UK: Government will spy on every call and e-mail (46 replies)
O.J. Simpson Found Guilty on All Counts (7 replies)
Square 1- Freedom of Press 0 (5 replies)
Former SWG Developer Jeff Freeman Dies (0 replies)
Studios Sue to Bar a DVD Copying Program (4 replies)
Rick Astley Nominated for MTV's "Best Act Ever" Award (6 replies)
Falcon1 makes orbit (6 replies)
House Rejects Bailout: Stocks Tumble (11 replies)
Hollywood legend Paul Newman dead at 83 (6 replies)
ISPs Call For Industry Standards On Behavioral Targeting (0 replies)
Naked Jedi gets tasered by Police and dies from the fall. (16 replies)
Sun's Power Hits New Low, May Endanger Earth? (17 replies)
No Indictment in Palin Email Hack (0 replies)
Finnish school gunman kills nine (4 replies)
Self-incinerating nutcase kills herself in road rage attack. (3 replies)
Feds Search College Apartment in Palin Hack Case (2 replies)
fish found in young boys penis (15 replies)
60yo Man Disposes of his 7yo GF (7 replies)
Four dead in S.C. plane crash; former Blink-182 drummer, DJ critically injured (5 replies)
More TSA abusing their power? (0 replies)
Key members of Montreal Mafia plead guilty in drugs, extortion case (1 replies)
Stoner can't run: kicked out of election (5 replies)
The /b/tards and chans fuck up Palin'e email account (6 replies)
UK: Government drug advisers begin review of ecstasy's class A status (2 replies)
175 arrested in Mexican drug cartel bust (0 replies)
Cray releases its smallest supercomputer ever and it comes loaded with Windows (0 replies)
China paper urges new currency order (0 replies)
Scientists discover 120 million year-old ant (33 replies)
In Stunning New Move, Fed Takes Over AIG w/ $85B Bailout (1 replies)
Toronto nigglet shoots another at school (2 replies)
Pentagon Researcher Conjures Warcraft Terror Plot (6 replies)
Naked man walking dog Tasered by Tallahassee police (2 replies)
Va. Law Struck Down, Spam Kingpin Goes Free (0 replies)
(Video) Israeli Navy shoots at unarmed Palestinian Fishing Boats (32 replies)
US plans to sell Israel 1,000 bunker-buster bombs (47 replies)
Coast Guard seizes $8.4 million worth of cocaine (2 replies)
The streaker who got it wrong (0 replies)
Lehmann Brothers files for bankruptcy (0 replies)
Antiquities smuggling: Growing problem at US ports (1 replies)
Things have changed since I was a kid; sex gangs for six year olds. (13 replies)
news:pakis opening their palms , conversing at a small table, throwing rose petals (2 replies)
Russian/ Syrian naval cooperation (3 replies)
World-class casino's rent? Just $1 a year (0 replies)
Online scams create "Yahoo! millionaires" (8 replies)
Google's IP anonymization fails to anonymize (0 replies)
Teen commits suicide in fear of the LHC (4 replies)
Teacher displays 'torture porn' on class projector (6 replies)
Cleared: Jury decides that threat of global warming justifies breaking the law (3 replies)
United States finally stands up to the Pharisees (0 replies)
Senate panel approves RIAA-backed copyright bill (1 replies)
Kanye West Chimps Out at the Airport (47 replies)
World's 'rarest tree frog' found (0 replies)
Surprise, surprise, another popular negro plagiarizes for his speeches (12 replies)
Obama admits to being a Muslim (1 replies)
Mozart and Metallica fans kindred spirits (4 replies)
11 Arrested From Craigslist For Escort Service (2 replies)
Undercover officers foil gun runners (3 replies)
Jesus shoots Mohammed Islam, man sues Craigslist (6 replies)
Crimeware giants form botnet tag team (0 replies)
Remember those kids who microwaved a cat? (56 replies)
Indo-US nuclear deal and the NSG hurdle (0 replies)
According to Vanity Fair, Tom Hanks is more powerful than George W. Bush. (9 replies)
Teenager beaten by the police (9 replies)
California man wins with his Legal Weed (2 replies)
Google Chrome: Open source browser (7 replies)
Bush goes crazy with gun: gets tased! (3 replies)
Wire lady (4 replies)
Comcast to Place a Cap on Internet Downloads (31 replies)
Slightly amusing... (2 replies)
Hackers prepare supermarket sweep (0 replies)
Computer Virus Travels Into Space, Infecting Station Laptops (6 replies)