http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24353334-5012895,00.html

wat

EDIT: Lulz, found a grammar mistake in the article:

A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.

"Yeah, so i was cleaning this guys fish tank, right, and it was all find and dandy. That was until i really needed to go piss real bad. I the tank wasnt ready, so i took the fish with me. Then i pissed, and i sorta dropped the fish and it sorta swam up my penis.

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yep"

You have a gerbil in your ass?

Well I got a FISH in my DICK.

"He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma."

lol45

"While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

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The fish the urologists removed, which Practical Fishkeeping believes to be a small member of the Betta genus, measured 2cm long and 1.5cm wide.

Slip? Slip my ass.

My little finger is 1.5cm wide down to the first joint. Even with copious lubing I vividly imagine that "slipping" is not that word I'd use to describe the experience if I tried to insert it up my penis.

I suspect the truth is our little Indian friend was having a teenage 'experiment'.

Shame the whole world can now read about it.

ok thats just crazy!

Slip?
I suspect the truth is our little Indian friend was having a teenage 'experiment'.

Shame the whole world can now read about it.


Man them Indian kids is fucked up. :p

wat

EDIT: Lulz, found a grammar mistake in the article:

A 2cm long fish apparently found it's way into the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India in a bizarre medical case.
Wrong. "Way" is shown as a possessive of the fish.

sounds like he thought a fish would be different than a thin sliver of candle wax.

Wrong. "Way" is shown as a possessive of the fish.
Wrong. The only time you'll use "it's" is if you mean the contraction of "it is."

sounds like he thought a fish would be different than a thin sliver of candle wax.

At least the fish didn't start to collect minerals inside of his bladder and eventually tear the walls of it apart..

:O How the fuck fuck do u get a fish up that tiny lil whole? Wow..

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/353223/the_dreaded_candiru_aka_penis_fish.html

Forgot about this thing.

I thought this was gonna be about a candiru.

"He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma."

fish-in-dick trauma. thats a new one

why would you hold a fish and your dick in the same hand?