You think your best friend never wants to touch you
You think your boss just wants to have lunch with you
You think your boyfriend really loves you
But in reality
They just want to fuck you

You think he bought you a drink just to be nice
But you don't know there really is a price
Although he compliments your intelligence
In truth you've been negligent
In realizing his clever device

He thinks you're worth nothing
If he doesn't get lucky
So he'll tell you you're pretty
And convince you you're witty
But in the end
He just wants to fuck you

I like this, especially the rhyming. On the second stanza, I thought when it came to the word "intelligence" that the rhyming would have fallen down, but the next line with the word "negligent" compliments it well. Made it interesting.

This makes me a fair bit uncomfortable. I can also assure you, girls want to fuck. You know, most girls are probably smarter than you think. It's almost like you're trying to protect "girls" and that means perhaps you are pensive for a girl to come along; maybe some underlying jealousy or anti-social tendencies. It's hard to get an exact read, but you're projecting your own insecurities as the naivety of females. Girls like the dick. Bottom line.

This makes me a fair bit uncomfortable. I can also assure you, girls want to fuck. You know, most girls are probably smarter than you think. It's almost like you're trying to protect "girls" and that means perhaps you are pensive for a girl to come along; maybe some underlying jealousy or anti-social tendencies. It's hard to get an exact read, but you're projecting your own insecurities as the naivety of females. Girls like the dick. Bottom line.

i have noticed that only about half of the totse populace actually criticizes a poem itself. the other half simply tries to find some mental problem about the OP of a poem that they are sure the poem indicates and displays. nothing against nuclear rape, but if people wanted to hear about what others think is wrong with their mental health then they would go on the dr. phill show.......... and then kill him for the sweet satisfaction, and for vengeance for betraying man-kind and telling women that communication is important in a relationship....:p

This makes me a fair bit uncomfortable. I can also assure you, girls want to fuck. You know, most girls are probably smarter than you think. It's almost like you're trying to protect "girls" and that means perhaps you are pensive for a girl to come along; maybe some underlying jealousy or anti-social tendencies. It's hard to get an exact read, but you're projecting your own insecurities as the naivety of females. Girls like the dick. Bottom line.

i loled.
this guy missed the point^

This makes me a fair bit uncomfortable. I can also assure you, girls want to fuck. You know, most girls are probably smarter than you think. It's almost like you're trying to protect "girls" and that means perhaps you are pensive for a girl to come along; maybe some underlying jealousy or anti-social tendencies. It's hard to get an exact read, but you're projecting your own insecurities as the naivety of females. Girls like the dick. Bottom line.
Your intellect astounds me and I feel your emotion, your reasoning is of a deep intellectual view of an understanding that bewilders me beyond comprehensive means. My name is bornkiller some just call me hunter (not after the imaginary creator of this site) would you like to fuck me just say BOOYAH!

i have noticed that only about half of the totse populace actually criticizes a poem itself. the other half simply tries to find some mental problem about the OP of a poem that they are sure the poem indicates and displays.

Fair enough. It was an unimaginative tirade. The language was condescending. It brought out no emotion other than concern.

"You think...", "You think...", "You think..." "He thinks..."
Yes, people think. Maybe the writer should try it sometime to come up with better device. Poetry, in my opinion, is very boring without it.

Maybe HARDMAN knows all this and is just voicing his/her(although I'm assuming you're a him because you mod certain masculine forums and speak in your first person writing from a masculine point of view) opinion.

I enjoyed it, not in a quaint artistic nostalgia sense of art but in the sense that one more man has openly admitted his animal instincts. If only we used animal instinct chat-up lines more often, like rape.

Fair enough. It was an unimaginative tirade. The language was condescending. It brought out no emotion other than concern.

"You think...", "You think...", "You think..." "He thinks..."
Yes, people think. Maybe the writer should try it sometime to come up with better device. Poetry, in my opinion, is very boring without it.

You are a pretentious fuck.

You are a pretentious fuck.

Thanks for contributing.

Only thing I don't like is the pretty/witty rhyme. I just hate it.

You think your father never wants to touch you ?
You think your gym teacher just wants to have a word with you ?
You think your buddy would really watch your back for you ?
But in reality
They just want to fuck you

You think he bought you a beer so he's no queer,
So you got drunk and so you did a slept over,
Although he compliments your intelligence,
While secretly bets on your negligence,
There's your unexplainable ass-ache,
And your diary got itself another missing page...

He then told you that night was nothing,
And shits like that happen occasionally,
So he'll tell you that you're pretty
And convince you you could find someone else easily,
But in the end,
He just wants to fuck you, really.....

fag-friendly version...

I guess the sad thing is that you tried Methboy.