Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe [Archive]

Haiku to Totse (0 replies)
Communist China PEGGED RIGHT UP THE POOPER! (pics) (0 replies)
The Persistence of Memory (0 replies)
Would you keep reading? (2 replies)
Beginning of a short story I'm working on (1 replies)
Ashes to Ashes (0 replies)
the shit (0 replies)
I Poem I wrote in Latin to commemorate the birth of Roman Sandals. In Rome. (3 replies)
Sitting in a Cafe in Madrid (Writing About The Weather) (0 replies)
30 reasons (0 replies)
seniles (0 replies)
Water pipeshttp://www.liangdianup.com/tobacciana_z.htm (2 replies)
Knowledge ( criticize and comment please) (0 replies)
A poem I wrote (5 replies)
Much better rap lyrics (12 replies)
Broken Bodies and Broken Hearts (1 replies)
50,000 (0 replies)
broken hearts (0 replies)
Rap lyrics (13 replies)
Here I sit with hiccups (0 replies)
Tale of an E-poet (0 replies)
The Ripper. (2 replies)
My life (0 replies)
Blottopia (2 replies)
Word to your mother. (3 replies)
Blades - My trek to the rockies (1 replies)
Dark Poetry (6 replies)
On-the-fly crap (shorts). (3 replies)
Happy New Year (2 replies)
He is a painting in the making. (0 replies)
Monuments of Loss (0 replies)
this is why im hot (5 replies)
Shadow Tomb (2 replies)
When I entangled with Panzey (8 replies)
watching you (1 replies)
The Illuminated (0 replies)
Despair (0 replies)
Shame and Sin (1 replies)
Double Edge. (2 replies)
End. (0 replies)
In possession of a penis (1 replies)
x~Love~x (5 replies)
Rock Star.... (0 replies)
date at the lake (1 replies)
The first few paragraphs of a story I'm to be writing (0 replies)
Before I sleep (9 replies)
A poem about a faggot (1 replies)
About. (0 replies)
του Ιακώβου, elaboration on other (5 replies)
Eyes On Paper (4 replies)
Strange Days (0 replies)
The Highwayman (A short story based on a poem by A. Noyes) (9 replies)
The Tragedy at Santa Ana Central (0 replies)
beyond the gates (4 replies)
Unrequited Love (0 replies)
Merry Christmas from HB (4 replies)
Esoteric (0 replies)
may random gay attempt. (0 replies)
του Ιακώβου (0 replies)
for you. (0 replies)
Ten percent (1 replies)
I think I've wrote my greatest piece yet, please comment (2 replies)
isn't it funny that (2 replies)
The Laughing Jesus (1 replies)
19 ways of looking at a woman (3 replies)
I Am Lenin In Switzerland (1 replies)
Those Above (0 replies)
America the conquered (8 replies)
And I hate rap. (0 replies)
Time unravels as the unrelenting nature of the horror becomes all-pervasive (3 replies)
The Critic (4 replies)
Non Fiction: Writer's Block (1 replies)
I'm telling mom! MOM, FRANKIE'S SNORTING COCAINE OFF A HOOKER'S ASSHOLE! (4 replies)
By myself but not alone. (10 replies)
She is the one. (4 replies)
better not tell (7 replies)
Give us a break (2 replies)
Haikus (1 replies)
The Sleep. (2 replies)
Tripping (3 replies)
Terminator Fan Fiction (0 replies)
Robertos Deportation. (0 replies)
Lone traveller (from an ancient story) (1 replies)
The RRRRRandy Adventures of Mrs Beatrix's Butthole (1 replies)
Life (3 replies)
Pain (1 replies)
Alone (3 replies)
vogon? (5 replies)
Roaches (6 replies)
Raven Sodomy (3 replies)
This will be the last time. (2 replies)
Freeform Evolution Geometric Impossibility (6 replies)
Painter (8 replies)
pooping on 90210 (1 replies)
my balls are meaty (2 replies)
the mind of a mental sidekick (0 replies)
An Ode To My Dying Rat. (21 replies)
Lost Heart (11 replies)
Andre`s Sickness (Long, 8 pages typed, But Gory as Hell) (6 replies)
Freelance nameless poem. (2 replies)
Lust (3 replies)
My L33t rhymes about the life of a nigger named Stupid-Noob. (20 replies)
Oregon Trail (of tears) (0 replies)
Katowicean Nights (0 replies)
The Illegal (Short story) (1 replies)
First Paragraph of a Short I'm Writing... (2 replies)
Your Mother (5 replies)
Help (1 replies)
Upon Arrival. (5 replies)
An outlet (11 replies)
short story i wrote (3 replies)
Needles Inside You (2 replies)
Hate Slut (2 replies)
What are these feelings even called? (0 replies)
oblivion (0 replies)
The mushrooms (1 replies)
Writing Resources. (15 replies)
vogon but not poetry (0 replies)
Woosh. (1 replies)
Ten years old, Visitation (0 replies)
Metal (4 replies)
The Tormented (6 replies)
Conflict of Life (5 replies)
If I Could Love You (2 replies)
Hard Core (1 replies)
The Vortex (0 replies)
What is the Point? (0 replies)
"Not to be" (short story) (1 replies)
"Not to be" (short story) (0 replies)
That Coastal Town. (0 replies)
The Prayer Thread (3 replies)
letsstartawar (2 replies)
Sacrifice (1 replies)
ugh. (4 replies)
My Home (2 replies)
Feels good (2 replies)
Alter Flow (1 replies)
loByakuya & Hisana (Bleach FanFic) (3 replies)
something vogonesque... no title (1 replies)
Strange Woman (1 replies)
I'm Done. (7 replies)
Haiku (0 replies)
Cmok Godzina - Kiss Time (2 replies)
Once More. (2 replies)
I Shall Build A Home (2 replies)
Check out my poetry. (0 replies)
a story i am working on (1 replies)
Come on let's release this (2 replies)
Disassociate (1 replies)
Creep Along Darkly (5 replies)
Amphetamine (3 replies)
I am the ant...just rambling (0 replies)
Breaking & Entering (0 replies)
title help? (2 replies)
Something More. (2 replies)
My Poetry (1 replies)
Jesus will forgive you . . . Depending on who you ask (1 replies)
Awaken. (2 replies)
Remembrance. (3 replies)
Chasing Modernity (1 replies)
I want a fucking heroin addiction (3 replies)
lil poem for your asses (2 replies)
this (1 replies)
scripture (4 replies)
My eye drops poem (3 replies)
Singular (1 replies)
Book of Revelation (5 replies)
Star Shaped Pupils (0 replies)
What, a haiku thread? (67 replies)
ÆnemikaL World (1 replies)
caitlin (5 replies)
It's a hot night... (5 replies)
Eh Poam (1 replies)
Untitled (0 replies)
Red Heavens Above (7 replies)
The Reluctant Intellectuals (1 replies)
my cunt is sore (5 replies)
A tale of Toothlessjoe. (20 replies)
I hate poetry. (2 replies)
Perfoliate (2 replies)
Toothless wonder. (5 replies)
Dear San Francisco (18 replies)
From Whence the Fountain Leaks (7 replies)
Four years old, hotel room (0 replies)
Portland (4 replies)
Back To Today. (6 replies)
a beginning (1 replies)
Thankyou speech? (1 replies)
The Southerner (7 replies)
RamBlings... (2 replies)
a classical movement (1 replies)
Election day erotica: "Erection Day" (4 replies)
Nursery Lucidity (3 replies)
Two poems for the fall. (2 replies)
isolated (0 replies)
Ocean Creatures (7 replies)
Bell Hooks; Our Cyanide Snow White. (5 replies)
The Puppet and the Master (2 replies)
Reptilian (0 replies)
Coming down (1 replies)
Progressmenot; the supermodern Huguenot (2 replies)
Fucking mod Toothlessjoe. (6 replies)
A Train Journeys Discovery. (7 replies)
Short Story (6 replies)
The Party Life (2 replies)
Castration. (0 replies)
untitled, not finished (1 replies)
Dusk (6 replies)
Stream of Conciousness (1 replies)
I couldn't find a reason (1 replies)
Becoming Pure. (2 replies)
leggy blonde (4 replies)
The Conch (3 replies)
NaNoWriMo (22 replies)
A Style Free (0 replies)
Return to Walden Pond pt. XCVIII (0 replies)
Autumn. (3 replies)
Cycle of Cool (10 replies)
Her (4 replies)
Confession of addictions (0 replies)
Civil Unrest (0 replies)
My Mirror (0 replies)
comment on my essay on the causes and effects of drug use (1 replies)
Little Furies: Affluence (1 replies)
Little Furies: (0 replies)
Little Furies: How the Spring Went. (3 replies)
Forums as Frathouses (1 replies)
My Drive (0 replies)
It all starts with... (2 replies)
He Just Wants to Fuck You (11 replies)
"I got 5 on it" (Inspired by a Datura trip) (1 replies)
Let's Join the Army (1 replies)
Autumn repentance (1 replies)
Species - The Prentetious Minority (2 replies)
my poem... (0 replies)
Science! 2.0 (3 replies)
An Acrostic Poem (1 replies)
<b>dearr mom.</b> (1 replies)
a bad emo poem (1 replies)
now. (0 replies)
Pessimistic Conclusions (3 replies)
Nonsensical Jibberish #21912490120 (0 replies)
A Simple Cinquain (4 replies)
Where am I? (4 replies)
Short Story (please input) (5 replies)
Poetry Virgin (21 replies)
do you really want to die in this cold, wet, dark parking lot? (1 replies)
Forgive me father for i have sinned (0 replies)
When do you ask people to read your novel? (1 replies)
Exerpt From: (24 replies)