[verse 1]
when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea
when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea
toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea

[chorus]
it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea
you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea

[verse 2]
you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea
you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to shout, as it keeps on gushing out, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea
you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea
that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea

[chorusx2]

[chorus breaks out into opera house solo, where people sing diarrhea over and over again]

[verse 3]
if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea
your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt makes anal gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea
your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea

[opera house diarrhea solo againx2]

thus concluding this classical bowel movement I entitle the brown note.

lolz! that pretty much covers it....:D