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Chimro
2008-11-09, 03:36
8 November 2008
Paris, France
Nightfly Press

The French IGY industrial corporation today announced plans to construct a massive undersea rail line stretching from New York to Paris. Although the rail line will take at least a decade to build and cost upwards of three trillion Euros, IGY CEO Ron Fagen is confident the project will be a success. "The undersea railway will make both freight shipping and flying across the Atlantic obsolete", said Fagen, "since the whole system will be electric, shippers will save billions of dollars in fuel costs. Additionally, this reduction in the consumption of fossil fuels at sea will have a serious effect in curtailing man-made global warming. Most excitingly, the use of newly developed low-friction graphite rail technology means a one-way trip will take only about one and a half hours, making the train more than twice as fast as the Concorde."

Questions still remain as to the safety of the train and how passengers trapped deep below the ocean could be rescued in the event of an emergency. For this reason, the train will first be operated for freight only and driven autonomously by computer AI. After several years of operation, IGY hopes to be able to demonstrate that the train is safe enough for human passengers and open to the public as an alternative to expensive and -- relatively -- slow transatlantic air travel.

fuckindouchebag
2008-11-09, 03:47
fuck it the America's don't deserve shit , unless they have a railway system between Bolivia and Washington, which would equal profit for the niggaz and me.

ChaoticNature
2008-11-09, 06:19
Get some fucks with drills and scuba gear, and you got a major leak problem.

It's a nice idea but fuck they have their work cut out for them.

BobapanBeers
2008-11-09, 10:08
8 November 2008
Paris, France
Nightfly Press

The French IGY industrial corporation today announced plans to construct a massive undersea rail line stretching from New York to Paris. Although the rail line will take at least a decade to build and cost upwards of three trillion Euros, IGY CEO Ron Fagen is confident the project will be a success. "The undersea railway will make both freight shipping and flying across the Atlantic obsolete", said Fagen, "since the whole system will be electric, shippers will save billions of dollars in fuel costs. Additionally, this reduction in the consumption of fossil fuels at sea will have a serious effect in curtailing man-made global warming. Most excitingly, the use of newly developed low-friction graphite rail technology means a one-way trip will take only about one and a half hours, making the train more than twice as fast as the Concorde."

Questions still remain as to the safety of the train and how passengers trapped deep below the ocean could be rescued in the event of an emergency. For this reason, the train will first be operated for freight only and driven autonomously by computer AI. After several years of operation, IGY hopes to be able to demonstrate that the train is safe enough for human passengers and open to the public as an alternative to expensive and -- relatively -- slow transatlantic air travel.

WOW! I'm impressed! not by the article but by the fact that I think this is the first post from Chimro that doesn' have the word "nigger" and "must die" in it!
I have a new found opinion of Nazi-rednecks-psychopaths-biggots now!

sybil
2008-11-09, 12:21
People, stop believing things Chimro posts without a source. I did a search about this on google and found absolutly nothing about it. If this were true, it would be big news, which obviously it isn't.

Stop posting bullshit Chimro.