Green parrot saves a 2 year old girl, remains modest.

http://cbs4denver.com/watercooler/life.saving.parrot.2.860499.html

I bet there's two sides to that story. That's probably one evil fucking bird. Aye, he looks quite malicious alright. I bet he somehow choked the wee bitch. Kill that Avian devil!

I thought this story was going to be more along the lines of...
Girl falls off bridge. Saved by Bald Eagles. Obama be praised.

Pterodactyl sex.

It's real.

Everybodies talking about the bird...

she was choking on her pop tart.

USA!!!!
USA!!!!
USA!!!!
USA!!!!:mad:

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