I am absurd.
I write.
My heroes are all dead. I swing between the extremes of nihilism and idealism. I program for fun. I believe transgression leads to transcendence.

I am an atheist.

I liked it when it you used that something that wasn't easier to clean. I feel warm inside when the stock market plummets.
I want to be free.

This makes me feel like Narcissus.