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Oh noes ima get bizzaned
2008-12-29, 01:15
Everyone that hates meta should ease up. Seriously, his life is total shit. All he has is totse, a sever opiate addiction, a neck brace, and a daughter he never sees. Pwned. Most people that have internet access have a life significantly better then his.

Let me walk you through an average day for him.

He wakes up, looks at his stupid neck brace in the mirror and cries. Then he does some morphine or whatever opiate he has on hand. Maybe he makes some toast and plays the guitar a little bit. Then he mods totse. All day long. Ban hammering people as he goes. That is his life. This thread is his entire life. This is profession. Ban hammering people. After hours of hard hard work, he cashes his government cripple check, smokes some weed, does some more morphine, then cries himself to sleep, wishing he wasn't such a crippled drug addicted failure of a faggot. Then he wakes up and does it all again. Behold the glory that is meta.

Just imagine his next high school reunion. Everyone will be talking about their profession "ya I'm a theoretical physicist and I'm currently helping on the LHC" or "I own my own small painting business. Its not much but I make a decent buck and really enjoy what I do". Most people will be married and have kids. They will talk about their kids and what they do for a living.

Meta will be like "lol brown finger" "I'm a SUPER moderator, ok. Thats even higher then a normal mod". "I do drugs and make really shitty music and pretend to have musical talent" "lol brown finger".

Pity him and his pathetic lifestyle.

Inb4loknban

Anarchist88
2008-12-29, 07:58
you do realize no one would ever ban something like this, just because of the fact that you said " inb4locknban" they couldnt prove you right, that would just be boring. :p