I am on a date
we are going to the lake
Have a bottle of wine
I hope things end fine

she is drunk
I have a enlarged trunk
I hope she says yes
it time to get undressed

its the start of my wish
I gave her a kiss
this is the shits
she said no



she wants to go
Oh hell no
I am getting some ho

I grabbed her tit
that bitch can hit
she is throwing a fit
now were in the car
I will spend the night with a Vaseline jar

Yeah set some music to that motherfucker.

Last line needs to be shortened up some, however.