It was the night before christmas and when I looked about
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
it was only but I gazing into your house
I watched you for hours content but cold
your such a sweet little girl, or so I was told
when you went to sleep I saw your cute face
I reached down and untied the velvet lace
and there I stood alone with my member about
and would you know that I without a doubt
fapped

I was nestled all snug in my bed
with my velvet lace near my head
and mamma was going in and out
unaware that a stranger was about

When right on my face I felt a splatter
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter
Up from the bed I jumped like a cat
only to find a strange man did bat
and would you know that I without a doubt
saw that



p.s. for people don't quite get it, these are like variations of this famous poem "Twas the Night before Christmas", you can see it here: http://www.carols.org.uk/twas_the_night_before_christmas.htm