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Toothlessjoe
2009-01-07, 12:58
This world kills people like ourselves, it does.

You have a few more years.
You won't enjoy them, but

you'll pretend.

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apple tastes like snapple
except less bitter with the taste
of money and

exploitation.

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I had a dream that
I dined with her

your mom

and in the midst of peas
potatoes and corn and family
staples she asked

how you were.

Then I woke up and
wanted to meet her
and tell her just that.

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I heard that you packed up and left human civilization for the company of dire wolves.

What, we mere humans are no longer good enough?

Go suck off Tolkien at the barrow downs, ya' damned brit.

Plus, if you don't mind, let him know that the yanks will be there soon.

To suck him off, that is. We have larger genitalia than hobbits, but smaller than that of trolls.

anastaciadarling
2009-01-07, 21:56
Haha i love it.
it....THEM
applaud

Pringles
2009-01-08, 04:27
LOL! I like apple and snaplle one the best. They are all good. ;)

Martian Luger King
2009-01-08, 05:53
This world kills people like my poetry, it does

I have a few more years.
You won't enjoy them, but

I pretend.

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apple tastes like snapple
except less bitter with the taste
of money and

exploitation. despite the fact that there are many a no-handed niggers for no reason other than taking a break while working on their drug lords apple farm in south america.

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I had a dream that
I did my hair with her

your mom

and in the midst of perm
perfume and tampax and hair
extensions she asked

how you were.

Then I woke up and
wanted to meet her
and tell her just that

as I had just blown you.

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I heard that you packed up and left human civilization for the company of dire wolves.

What, we mere humans are no longer good enough?

Go suck off Tolkien at the barrow downs, ya' damned brit.

Plus, if you don't mind, let him know that the yanks will be there soon.

As they can't stand to know that they live on the same planet as I, either.

You are on my website and you will never moderate it.