Issue Title Author 801 Daddy's Grammar Princess Goes Down The Drain Cannibal Butterfly 802 Wiggle Worms Nettle 803 The Random Thoughts of a Confused Druggie Angeldust 804 The Idiot Game Mogel & Nybar 805 Quotes Unrelated 806 Myself, I Never Knew Crack Genie 807 A Lost Highway Gideon 808 The Five Worst Songs of ALL TIME Phairgirl 809 Life Is What You Make It Sue 810 Proton Packs The Golden Boognish 811 Cows Effy 812 The World Of Fact! The World Of Fiction! Jame 813 Mr. Orange Gleason's Trip To The Fair JAMMER427 814 The Wise, Old Flower (Part 2) Aster & Mogel 815 Semuta Isaac 816 Letters Six 817 I Wasted 2 Hours Reading Early cDc; I Hate My Life Oscar Meyer Wilde III 818 Data's Decision and the Decadence of the Modern (and Future) World Rhea 819 Zebra II The Golden Boognish 820 Uber-Mogel Seaya & Nybar 821 Flamingd24 Part 2 Neko 822 The Most/Least Fuckable Cartoon Characters Hardcore 823 The Second Time I Got Action. Pfft. The 8000th Time I Was A Fool XxX_Droo 824 The Ballad Of Teletype AIDS 825 Kids Mike Lake 826 Everything Reminds Me Of Cheese Effy 827 Dissin' Miasma AIDS 828 Cousin Fuckers The Golden Boognish 829 Pornographic Midget Tossing - PAP SMEAR 3:16 Six 830 Switching Gears Oregano 831 Modern Ascii Mogel 832 A Short Lesson In Applied Calculus Ior 833 Big Daddy Bill's Official Press Release Big Daddy Bill 834 Pin Aster 835 NO FUCKING MORE Angeldust 836 The Attic Rhea 837 AnonGirl's Academic Career AnonGirl's Teachers 838 I Do Not Actually Hate Women, But I Will Pretend To For The Sake Of This File Quarex 839 ROTTWEILER the STORY! Lapse 840 This Text File Will Seriously Change Your Life Oscar Meyer Wilde III 841 Chapter 1: Cobra Triangle Neko 842 Hacking a Nine Volt Reflecks 843 To Angeldust JubJub 844 Britney's Breasts Are Real Trilobyte 845 Dear Phairgirl 846 Monkeys and Midgets LAWS 847 A Famous Saying The Golden Boognish 848 Not An Addict Draykonis 849 Pixie Dust Ugliness Man 850 HOE NON SEQUITURS #12 & 35 AIDS 851 El Pulpo Esta Escritando con Ocho Boligrafos Uberfizzgig 852 A Year In The Making Of A Waiting World Basehead 853 Ode to Aster Caitlin 854 Blush Rhea 855 Yesterday Aster 856 The Insanity Of A God Nybar 857 I Secretly Love Quarex Clyde 858 The No Fuck Day: An Exercise In Futility Teerts & Woodstok 859 Out To Lunch Phairgirl 860 A Testament of Attitude Big Daddy Bill 861 Head Off Kreid 862 3 Times The Recommended Dose of NyQuil Six 863 There Is No Hope Kyra 864 Mr. Frog Is Happy Reflecks 865 Warez Trilobyte 866 THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART OF confabulation AIDS 867 How To Properly Judge Music Quarex 868 To JubJub Angeldust 869 A Pointless Story Which Protests Other Pointless Stories, We Swear Tasha & Nybar 870 Please Just Leave Me Alone and Let Me Go Insane Hermy 871 the death of ibbs.com The Jester 872 I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself Quarex 873 Calling Out Names! Nybar 874 An Old Dog, Buried At Sea Basehead 875 I'm Mad About Style And Saffron, Because It's So Brisk, Baby! Jammer427 876 Memo To Phairgirl AIDS 877 AltRocks' Mournful Love Serenade #6 AltRocks 878 Info Commercials Are The Devil Cannibal Butterfly 879 This Obsession Phairgirl 880 Maining Trip Oregano 881 Stabbed Big Daddy Bill 882 HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED. Laja Ajna 883 I Am Laughing At You: An Angsty Rant Anjee 884 The New Clique Ugliness Man 885 I Am Becoming A Teenybopper, Please Shoot Me Now Hermy 886 The Quarex Commandments Quarex 887 A Night With Mathley Effy 888 Blah Blah De Fucking Blah Phairgirl 889 The Scooby Doo Conspiracy Hypomonk 890 Clyde Teaches You Assholes A Lesson Clyde 891 Post-Erotic Madness Exemplified, Part 3 Nybar 892 Ralph Hort 893 NIN: THE FRAGILE Unrelated 894 Your Decision Anodyne 895 How Many People Understand Quantum Physics Anyway? Six 896 Really Bad HOE Article Metalchic 897 Milk and Cookies. A Book. Reflecks 898 Pumpcon Awards Slawz 899 A Love Letter to AIDS Phairgirl 900 Hoe 900 Tasha 901 LET'S MURDER THE MOONSHINE AIDS 902 Precursor Caitlin 903 Bread: Some Shocking Facts Angeldust 904 An Absolute Proof of the Existence of Cause an Effect Kreid 905 Life Lil' Taz 906 The Biography of Clippit Mogel 907 Meditations On a Schoolgirl Crush Rhea 908 The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I Nybar 909 The Legend of The Blue Ring Aster 910 Champaign Revisited Oregano 911 October Rust And Why My Life Sux Misfit 912 Response to Phairgirl's Love Letter AIDS 913 Bullshit Trimmerhead 914 IRC Freestyling Session #1 Nybar 915 Las Vegas Unrelated 916 Activated Charcoal Tocoblock 917 Two Large Mochas and a Slice of Tiramisu Meeyoww 918 Headache Induced Thoughts LatinMan 919 The Hardknock Life of a Teen on IRC Que 920 Girls Kick Ass, Mine Anyways Weirdfreak 921 Interlaced Space Mogel 922 Mogor University Styx 923 A Simply Pink Dress, and Other Things Rhea 924 There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s Eerie 925 400 Lyrical Blows--A Survey of Undergroundhiphop.Com Nybar 926 Q-tips Are Preventing Human Evolution! Clyde 927 Winter Neko 928 Teledruggies Trimmerhead 929 Won't You Be My Shitty-Ass Neighbor? Basehead 930 Freudian Epiphany Meenk 931 If I Could Have Lunch With Any Famous Person In History Ashtray Heart 932 Being True to Yourself LatinMan 933 On... Track Phairgirl 934 What The Fuck Trimmerhead 935 The HOE c0de Issue Various Artists 936 Revival In My Panties! Cannibal Butterfly 937 Unwanted Knowledge Angeldust 938 Fuckin' Babies Caitlin 939 Choosing Where To Sit In Class Mogel 940 Re-Writing HOE Rejects Various Artists 941 JrzDevil Angrily Mistakes Quarex for a Woman Quarex 942 The Facts About HOE #937 Nyarlathotep 943 A Discussion with Swiss Pope Big Daddy Bill 944 The Chapstick Chapter of My Life Jane & Metalchic 945 Why Bother? Cyn 946 Alan Ginsberg and The Shawshank Redemption Six 947 Math Rhea 948 Spot's Big Adventure Captain Bovine 949 Great, Now I'm A Dirt Hippie Phairgirl 950 Fucked With Being Fucked: The HOE Manifesto Black*Ruined 951 The Thingieness of Things Mogel 952 DAY TRIPPING WITH THE LORD DUNSANY AIDS 953 Frequently Asked Questions Mogel 954 The KITTY TEASE Owner's Manual AIDS 955 New Jersey Is Out Of Control And Must Be Destroyed Mogel 956 What I Know About Syd Barrett AIDS 957 My Special Journey Mogel 958 Transformers Fan Fiction #1 AIDS 959 The Advantages of Actually Listening to People Mogel 960 #ASCII OUTSIDER ART MANIFESTO AIDS 961 What Is Really Wrong With The World Spare 962 J Paws and the Sad Uberfizzgig 963 Large Bowl of Cereal with a Side Order of Morals LatinMan 964 Cop Out Que 965 My Long-term Dependency Big Daddy Bill 966 Ballard of Kelly Isaac 967 Go Figure. Trimmerhead 968 A Model Citizen's Viewpoint Basehead 969 An Open Letter To Anyone I've Ever Known Phairgirl 970 Beans and Franks Cannibal Butterfly 971 Coming Attractions Mr A Jim 972 I Hate H0e Slawz 973 A Cipher Nybar & Basehead 974 A Day in the Life of LeetNLow Meeyoww 975 Your Call Is Important To Us The Prophet 976 BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST Quarex 977 I Am So Excited To Write This Kreid 978 Falling Down Falling RottenZ 979 I Am Not Six 980 I've Got No Strings Cannibal Butterfly 981 Bah Meeyoww 982 I Need A Peck In The Head From A Bird That Is Dead Phairgirl 983 Parallax Mr A Jim 984 THE GRILL STAFF MOCKS JERSEY DEVIL THE GRILL STAFF 985 A Different Kind of Man Anodyne 986 Leaving The Girl Basehead 987 See Rehajbnahk Stride Kreid 988 Public Transportation Revisited AnonGirl 989 DAMNATION Kreid 990 Things Better Left Unsaid Zaff 991 Open Letter To Gotahoe.com! Clyde 992 Stalker Chicks of the 1960s AnonGirl 993 And Thus She Survives Anodyne 994 Everything, Simplified Miasma 995 M&M Conspiracy Theory Jojo, Indiana Circus Boy 996 Running Again Mutter 997 Why 2K? A Misanthropic Editorial Meenk 998 The Penultimate Lamentation Quarex 999 THE MADCAP LAUGHS AIDS 1000 The Return of Warez Various Artists 1001 Changing Gears Mogel, Meenk, & AIDS 1002 Red Rhea 1003 Christmas in Alabama Christopher Crowe 1004 Flight To Freedom Oregano 1005 Song Lyrics Kreid 1006 An Interview with Bad Kitty Caitlin 1007 Ask Clyde, Version 4.0! Clyde 1008 The Craft Anodyne 1009 Morals Aster 1010 Loves Park II Trilobyte 1011 How To Make An Atomic Bomb AltRocks 1012 Oldschool Christmas Anarchy Oregano 1013 Break, Smash, Destroy Unrelated 1014 HOW TO FUCK UP SOME SHiT & GET HiGH AS SHiT WiTH WiTCHCRAFT Kreid 1015 Batch Phile Anarchy Basehead 1016 How To Get Back At Your Rivals Nybar 1017 Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare Meenk 1018 Phun with Shit Mogel 1019 Motion Obscure Images 1020 CRAZY RUSSIAN ANARCHIST G. Sanchez 1021 The Darkest Place in the Largness of the Huge Great Big Whole Universe Aster 1022 True Love Kreid 1023 This Is Not Anodyne 1024 THE ALL SLANDER LAWSUIT ISSUE AIDS 1025 We'll Always Have Paris Rhea 1026 MY FURST COLORING (in) book Lexus Prime 1027 Fam ly V lue Anodyne 1028 Lucid Dreaming is Hard Mr A Jim 1029 Old Crow Kreid 1030 Me And My Monkey Me... 1031 The Official Kraft Scene Sexchart Kraft 1032 Hej Då! AnonGirl 1033 Ralph: Chapter 2 Hort 1034 Fish; And The Near Imminent Death of The Fourth One Liberty 1035 Poor Andrew Anodyne 1036 I HOPE THIS FILE OFFENDS YOU Quarex 1037 Trip Talk Unrelated 1038 One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest Part II LatinMan 1039 Dead Alive The Extremist 1040 Thanatos Meenk 1041 SUM SHIT #1 Kaotik 1042 SUM SHIT #1 Kaotik 1043 SUM SHIT #1 Kaotik 1044 SUM SHIT #1 Kaotik 1045 SUM SHIT #1 Kaotik 1046 Another Profitable Life Experience Kreid 1047 Flamers Fight with Force pl0nk 1048 Sodomy and Macrame: A Dynamic Duo Krnl 1049 MOON WEB AIDS 1050 Big Bad #1 Various Artists 1051 Humble Request Y-WiNDoZE 1052 Grandma's House Kreid 1053 Everything I Need to Know I Learned Playing Solitaire Ari McKee 1054 Dawson's Creek 2005 - The Director's Cut pl0nk 1055 LatinMan's Guide to Getting Chickas LatinMan 1056 A Tale of Two Shitheads Caitlin 1057 Filk Fun #1 DECwolf 1058 Hehehe y sk8rs r cute Ninr0x 1059 Don't Step On Stumpy Puce 1060 Strike The Surface Jam Master 1061 Joey The Teenage Menstrual Blood Vampire Insert Wu Name Here 1062 Bloody Rag Kreid 1063 Fetch The Bone Meenk 1064 Camp Chronicles, Vol. 1 LatinMan 1065 A Story About A Boy And His Dog Krnl 1066 About Bitches Y-WiNDoZE 1067 How to Become a Media Whore in Less Than 24 Hours Tamd 1068 Emily Bleached Her Hair Kreid 1069 Frank E. Lee's Guide to ANSI CODES with THE JEDI MIND FORCE Frank E. Lee 1070 History and Dem Black Boots Rhea 1071 How to Become a Bitter Reclusive Hypocrite Mutter 1072 Babes in Toyland vs. Kittie Phairgirl 1073 The Secret Geeks 7om 1074 Politically Correct Poetry Henry Fox 1075 Jason on Waste Management Jason 1076 Dynamo Warez Faster, Pussycat! Kill! 1077 The Day They Shot Big Spender Dinkee 1078 My Alligator Dancing Shoes Rhea 1079 The Story of The Alice and The Needle Caitlin 1080 The Island Kreid 1081 MY BACK PAGES AIDS 1082 Mavis Beacon Teaches Cybersex Tamd 1083 Planting Trees for Tony Danza Ninja Sloth 1084 No More Sunshine Aster 1085 This Story is Completely Retarded Kreid 1086 True Love Kreid 1087 YOUR DEATH IS INSIGNIFICANT--MY CAT'S DEATH IS NOT Quarex 1088 The Nature of The Male Effy 1089 The White Male Speaks Nybar 1090 Tweet-tweet The Sparrow Trilobyte 1091 Male Nature: A Rebuttal Quarex 1092 The Outcome of A Sperm Donation Kaia 1093 Am I Better Than This? Dagolith 1094 Going To Hell In An Easter Basket Justin Parisi 1095 A Few Journal Entries Mr A Jim 1096 Save A Lot, Roland Trilobyte 1097 An Open Letter To Clayton Fraser Soybean 1098 This Story Doesn't Matter Effy 1099 HOW TO BE A SUCCESSFUL PEEPING TOM THE REAL TOM! 1100 Big Bad #2 Various Artists 1101 The First Time Quarex 1102 Recollection Phairgirl 1103 What Kids Do pl0nk 1104 Ahee-hee! Isaac 1105 I Fucking Suck Hardcore 1106 The Nurse Kreid 1107 The History of Aethelwulf's Utopia Quarex 1108 Wednesday, July 28th, 2000 Noppa Lea Henderson 1109 Thank You, and Goodbye, Roseanne Anonymous 1110 Big Bad #3 Various Aritsts 1111 The Final Issue Jubjub