Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe [Archive] - Page 18

Girl In The Band (2 replies)
13:37 (1 replies)
World's Darkest Nook (3 replies)
Doctor says rhyming is no good for me (0 replies)
snoodles (4 replies)
A haiku about my puke-filled fee fee. (2 replies)
Respect Thy Elders... (1 replies)
A call out (8 replies)
Cookie (3 replies)
YM 1337 POEMZ (9 replies)
An exercise in unclear introspective wordplay (warning: pretentious levels rising!) (6 replies)
GodSlave Machine (12 replies)
Angsty? Check. Angry? Check. Good? Questionable. (3 replies)
Wanna Cyber? (1 replies)
Improv under pressure (0 replies)
Poo (0 replies)
Do stories go here? (1 replies)
Stunt (3 replies)
Been caught wankin'? (0 replies)
Flushed With Pride (3 replies)
True Love (5 replies)
I am not a cookie-cut (0 replies)
The Dog (2 replies)
Random Poety (3 replies)
My First Haiku (8 replies)
Pretzel Poetry. (1 replies)
No love (6 replies)
i know i'm young but time still passes quickly (0 replies)
What defines poetry? (5 replies)
spam (0 replies)
my haiku (1 replies)
viva la revolution (0 replies)
REAL poetry and critique. (9 replies)
Poem in progress (3 replies)
Serious poets please read. (17 replies)
Please help with a poem (3 replies)
Meaning of Vogon? (1 replies)
I hope you all enjoy my poem. (6 replies)
who can make the worst rap? NOBODY CAN BE WORSE THAN WARREN (0 replies)
who can make the worst rap? NOBODY CAN BE WORSE THAN WARREN (0 replies)
@Trippy (0 replies)
"Stairway to heaven backwards" (2 replies)
Rap battle v3.0 (125 replies)
A poem about loss (1 replies)
Fuck. (20 replies)
Mexico (15 replies)
"OMG I LUV MY BF!!" (32 replies)
A man (1 replies)
poem: A knights tale (5 replies)
On the tragic clock's tick.... (2 replies)
The "Power Shat" (0 replies)
aghhhhh, just had my 10:45 pm poo (1 replies)
Poem (2 replies)
Forget about me (4 replies)
Stoners Rule (46 replies)
Fuck allah man made religion.. (3 replies)
Without (0 replies)
Where are the horse and the rider? (5 replies)
Mary had a ... (2 replies)
Fresh from the Vogon Hero: I am not here (1 replies)
Analyze and impress. (1 replies)
Holier than thou (13 replies)
bang bang boom G Unit (0 replies)
boogarz!? (0 replies)
Why do people think they are artistic geniuses? (6 replies)
Wollahi! (6 replies)
Castle of insanity (0 replies)
A Christmas Haiku (3 replies)
Haiku for you (17 replies)
The Pregnant Lady (1 replies)
poem (0 replies)
i am to sexy (2 replies)
Blackened Spoons (27 replies)
Evermore (0 replies)
Monaco Chant. (0 replies)
The worst poem ever... or is it? (10 replies)
Guide to fighting the school bullies. (19 replies)
Pieism - worship in verse. (0 replies)
My first true poem...spoken from the heart. (2 replies)
fido the banjo from under the sea (0 replies)
My first poem! (2 replies)
I'm going to be a [poet (0 replies)
Contorted fanatics (1 replies)
made up a rhyme while i was in trafic (3 replies)
.:Bizarre:. (11 replies)
totse related (2 replies)
Valuable resource (5 replies)
Dr. Spoon (11 replies)
I was so proud of myself... (0 replies)
Electrode Sky intro (3 replies)
Bitch, Please (4 replies)
Ok, it's not rap this time. Trust me. (1 replies)
Lyrics and Poetry (1 replies)
Deicated To The Crips. (0 replies)
NON-RAP POETRY, C'MON BITCHES (4 replies)
I hate *rips (1 replies)
YO YO N*GGAZ (7 replies)
2 peoms that really suck. (logic, FOIA) (1 replies)
who can make the most disturbing and at the same time retarted rap? (14 replies)
the k-mart sucks song (3 replies)
The Easter Bunny Poem (0 replies)
Anti war poem (2 replies)
Haiku Competition (3 replies)
Tribute to Pat Tillman (1 replies)
Forget Today!!! (0 replies)
Totse poetry (2 replies)
time (2 replies)
BLACK HELICOPTERS AND UFOS (8 replies)
The subject dosnt relate (6 replies)
i, master of metal poetry (15 replies)
porno (1 replies)
Want to play? (38 replies)
Conservatives (2 replies)
I hate bloods. (3 replies)
Been fucked over? check it..... (6 replies)
Special Verse (0 replies)
I hate totse (5 replies)
No trippy,evreybody loves MY gothic poetry (23 replies)
In the Eyes of an Angel (1 replies)
poem (with a twist) (2 replies)
lies (2 replies)
i cant spell but o well (3 replies)
Little rhyme for my homie's. (11 replies)
a poem ....i hope it's a bit shit though (0 replies)
A little something (0 replies)
My Self Produced Track I Wanted To Share With Totse (9 replies)
Rap Battle....Cant touch this. (53 replies)
The arms of spring are greenly golden things. (0 replies)
Little Gnomes with thornes on their head (0 replies)
O, Why Must I Be Doomed... (2 replies)
WTF??? (1 replies)
limmericks ? (1 replies)
i just whipped this up (0 replies)
Fortress Of The Black Soul Mother (1 replies)
Rap Battle ... (2 replies)
Love Poem (0 replies)
Im bored (0 replies)
my caucasian take on rap (4 replies)
I jump (0 replies)
suicide (13 replies)
Fred,Ned,Ted,Ed (1 replies)
Barny (5 replies)
Gemstone (song) (1 replies)
any comments? (3 replies)
Rap, need help from real Writers (5 replies)
Post some stupid/pointless poetry here :P (16 replies)
two Nordic sky spirits descending with wrath upon a obscure Scandinavian village (4 replies)
a little help would be apreciated (6 replies)
someday . . . (0 replies)
The Foreigner... (6 replies)
HELP.... (8 replies)
The large arm of the cow (8 replies)
Molesting Children (54 replies)
how now? (1 replies)
P.W.A - Hello (4 replies)
A rhyme about wanking (15 replies)
MC (8 replies)
me (15 replies)
Free verse about dogs (1 replies)
Disgustipate(I Stole That) (2 replies)
For The Nameless Girl (7 replies)
My Bliss (1 replies)
The Hang Over Song (16 replies)
Complete Randomness (1 replies)
what happens when you write vogon poetry? (2 replies)
A Deep Raison D'être (0 replies)
some poems that i wrote tel me whatcha think (2 replies)
Worst piece of shit i've ever written :( (2 replies)
i like beer (3 replies)
we went to Macdonalds da uther daye (0 replies)
'goodbye' (5 replies)
New poem... (1 replies)
Po` White Trash (0 replies)
Minamilist Rap (2 replies)
So beautiful... (1 replies)
Limericks! (1 replies)
insanity, a poem (13 replies)
loneliness (0 replies)
da best poam eva (3 replies)
Sin of Silence (2 replies)
No Diamond Dare Compare (1 replies)
Sunset (0 replies)
Ed Gien Lymric (1 replies)
First Posted Poem (4 replies)
Excercise In Anti-Poetry No. 1 (0 replies)
this is never ending (1 replies)
nother poem (0 replies)
Hopefully horrid... and you know... crap (1 replies)
lab tales from spununder (0 replies)
Ok, here we go again (2 replies)
eat this (5 replies)
"Impatience" (7 replies)
Yet again. (0 replies)
St George (0 replies)
Untitled (6 replies)
Two friends and the treacherous zombie. (9 replies)
o' cracker my cracker (1 replies)
Totse. (12 replies)
Untitled (5 replies)
You just need to read this...its fucked up (1 replies)
getting assjammed (9 replies)
Sewer People (8 replies)
Need Help (3 replies)
my poem on who we are (6 replies)
Children (15 replies)
best poem on totse (3 replies)
possibly...interEsting? (5 replies)
My indubitably excellant rhyming poem - THE MOCKING BIRD ATE MY CHEESE (10 replies)
And so it will pass (2 replies)
Rap Battles @ HHV (1 replies)
Random poem of the day (2 replies)
Ashes of what is left (4 replies)
Chain (7 replies)
book of shit blood and cum (3 replies)
a very hippy poen (1 replies)
neverknow (4 replies)
Texas uber alles (4 replies)
This is the worst poem ever dont read it (20 replies)
An Ode To Pointlessness (2 replies)
sandstone mausoleum (3 replies)
ahem, my poem. (3 replies)
Zumtream goes serious and moody (6 replies)
(dug up out of the inbox) (3 replies)
No Title (1 replies)
I hate people (11 replies)
Devils spell (2 replies)
Death Row (2 replies)
Some kinda depressing stuff (3 replies)
Me (3 replies)
A wrote another story! (2 replies)
Raggedy Man (8 replies)
Somewhere (?) (5 replies)
This came to me right before I fell asleep (4 replies)
i suck at this (2 replies)
poem of mine (2 replies)
Doors ajar (2 replies)
2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1 replies)
1999 (1 replies)
Remix (2 replies)
Short (11 replies)
lee LEE lee (1 replies)
Song About A Dead Boy (3 replies)
My poetry (3 replies)
My first poem (1 replies)
Say goodbye to tose for good (14 replies)
Randomness... (8 replies)
new poem (2 replies)
orange juice (2 replies)
this is for u trippy-mcgee or whatever u are (10 replies)
the next number one hit rap song... (3 replies)