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  1. Seventy Six Tromboners Led The Death Parade. (2 replies)
  2. Sun's Not Here When I'm Not With You (5 replies)
  3. A Rage In My World (1 replies)
  4. Ultimate Fate : Heat Death Theory (2 replies)
  5. The world forgetting, by the world forgot.. (4 replies)
  6. Fathers and Sons...and Their Pricks [Fable 3] (1 replies)
  7. Celestial Suite (1 replies)
  8. Spitting is a dirty habit (25 replies)
  9. I'm stoned. improv poem. (19 replies)
  10. Step To Me! (Hip Hop) (1 replies)
  11. Just a short story i wrote while high. (5 replies)
  12. On lieing. (4 replies)
  13. I don't know what the fuck I wrote but I'll post it for teh lulz (1 replies)
  14. Soul Takers and Money Makers (0 replies)
  15. My crummy poem/song thing (0 replies)
  16. Down and down and down. (3 replies)
  17. "Slanta Klause" (2 replies)
  18. Write a 5-10 word story. (162 replies)
  19. The Bigger Picture (1 replies)
  20. And Then The Dinosaur Ate Him. (0 replies)
  21. Need help with journal. (1 replies)
  22. A poem I wrote (0 replies)
  23. kitten haiku (4 replies)
  24. personality (1 replies)
  25. Porcelain Hell and an Orange-Walled Tomb (7 replies)
  26. Five Poems - Vilanelles and Verse (2 replies)
  27. Child (3 replies)
  28. Anathema (6 replies)
  29. America (0 replies)
  30. Another poem (1 replies)
  31. Young Alex (2 replies)
  32. The Leaning Tree (0 replies)
  33. Synthetic Stars (0 replies)
  34. elavator (1 replies)
  35. Need (3 replies)
  36. Smile for the tele film (1 replies)
  37. Rap about how I live my life, (1 replies)
  38. A love song (12 replies)
  39. One more christmas poem (0 replies)
  40. Oh I'm a Queens representative (0 replies)
  41. Transparency (0 replies)
  42. Dorrs Opening (0 replies)
  43. As Stars at Night (0 replies)
  44. Lines and Equations (0 replies)
  45. We be rollin' (0 replies)
  46. Summary of Life (2 replies)
  47. Reflections Past Midnight (3 replies)
  48. 2001 was a Very Good Year (2 replies)
  49. Marissa Virgo (4 replies)
  50. Burning Away as One (The Heat Goes On) (3 replies)
  51. Something in the way she moves... (5 replies)
  52. Kittens (5 replies)
  53. Remember that (1 replies)
  54. Little Bones (3 replies)
  55. Into Her (4 replies)
  56. The Clouded Eye (2 replies)
  57. A poem (0 replies)
  58. I need feedback from a poet (2 replies)
  59. Giraffe Head (0 replies)
  60. The pregnant lady (0 replies)
  61. The taste of their salt. (10 replies)
  62. Contrive some equivocation (1 replies)
  63. On War [skit] (1 replies)
  64. Epilogue (0 replies)
  65. 1 November 2007 Boxing Notes (0 replies)
  66. Normal (2 replies)
  67. Rock, Paper, Scissors (3 replies)
  68. Rock, Paper, Scissors (5 replies)
  69. When Things Collapse. (1 replies)
  70. song about some people ive known and another song about nothing really. (0 replies)
  71. Check out this rap I wrote (4 replies)
  72. 60mg of Adderal and a chapter from Songs of the Doomed later.... (1 replies)
  73. Few songs (4 replies)
  74. Stone Pawns (2 replies)
  75. appreciate feedbacks! (1 replies)
  76. Just want feedbacks (: (1 replies)
  77. Please (1 replies)
  78. A Short Poem (0 replies)
  79. A Reminder (11 replies)
  80. On the Greater Scale of Life (0 replies)
  81. Fuck Christmas (3 replies)
  82. A simple poem (0 replies)
  83. Lonely Wolf (0 replies)
  84. How would YOU go about writing a satire on AIDS (4 replies)
  85. Goodnight Sweet Love Sleep (5 replies)
  86. shot at poetry with tila teshartitude (2 replies)
  87. Pussy Rath (1 replies)
  88. know your roots. (1 replies)
  89. Winter's loss>poem i wrote< (1 replies)
  90. equations and stars (0 replies)
  91. Freestyle Rappin - callin' someone out (237 replies)
  92. Sam The Shepherd (0 replies)
  93. Ode to a Friend Gone (0 replies)
  94. ballad for my ex's cat. (4 replies)
  95. critique this for me. (0 replies)
  96. Kitsch (1 replies)
  97. InsomniA (4 replies)
  98. When I consumed happiness (2 replies)
  99. Motives of Humanity. (4 replies)
  100. Not addicted to strichnine. (1 replies)
  101. I R Moar Gangsta Than Uz!!! (5 replies)
  102. Post your essays thread (5 replies)
  103. the culmination of my ruminations (19 replies)
  104. Pioneer (2 replies)
  105. tuss faced tonight (2 replies)
  106. I wrote this.. (1 replies)
  107. My $0.02 (0 replies)
  108. jenkim rap (65 replies)
  109. blah blah blah, no title, crap as usual (0 replies)
  110. Writing a novel (3 replies)
  111. Maby (1 replies)
  112. Another Poem (6 replies)
  113. Love (6 replies)
  114. A sample from my commonplace notebook (19 replies)
  115. Optimus Prime Stole My Girlfriend (7 replies)
  116. women, what a trip. (0 replies)
  117. St. Anthony's Fire (0 replies)
  118. Everything is better when you never sleep (3 replies)
  119. “The hypocrisy of the values underpinning Australian society” (2 replies)
  120. I'm going to keep posting nonsense (3 replies)
  121. favorite poet? (6 replies)
  122. writer-in-residence (1 replies)
  123. I Remember Them (1 replies)
  124. The Beast Runs The Streets. (0 replies)
  125. The flight from normalcy (0 replies)
  126. Ode to a Drug Dealer *update* (0 replies)
  127. Notes on a crippled girl. (1 replies)
  128. The Wind Whipped Wanderer (1 replies)
  129. Paper on Drugs: Sources (0 replies)
  130. the greatest story ever. (5 replies)
  131. Turmoil at the Kentucky Fried Chicken (3 replies)
  132. Impulsive Actions and Compulsive Movement (0 replies)
  133. My new poem. (0 replies)
  134. Jenkem, Baby (5 replies)
  135. IDK. this is old writing from me. (0 replies)
  136. i need the brutal truth (1 replies)
  137. my short story (3 replies)
  138. The shit i never took by (8 replies)
  139. Donna's Tragic Suicide (6 replies)
  140. attempted pseudo-political rap (4 replies)
  141. The grail trail... [name undecided] (0 replies)
  142. I wrote a poem for snakes. (6 replies)
  143. The essentials to good poetry writing? (3 replies)
  144. line (7 replies)
  145. Introducing the Lost Diamonds (1 replies)
  146. Moderation (3 replies)
  147. Drugs (32 replies)
  148. Critique the first chapter of my novel (1 replies)
  149. Folded in a drawer (13 replies)
  150. Ballad of Buck Sams (17 replies)
  151. Pretensious forum (28 replies)
  152. A Prayer (19 replies)
  153. Addicted to Strychnine. (20 replies)
  154. Start of novel, I'm writing. (Fucking long, but worth the read, I reckon) (10 replies)
  155. Life of Choices Part 1 (3 replies)
  156. Permanent Addiction (3 replies)
  157. I Love You, Andy Warhol (0 replies)
  158. Good Morning (3 replies)
  159. Mama Was a Vampire (2 replies)
  160. A Nice Day for Walking* (1 replies)
  161. Letter to Tim (6 replies)
  162. Emo Poem. (3 replies)
  163. some informational nonsense to rao (0 replies)
  164. Lamentations. (1 replies)
  165. Away from Home (10 replies)
  166. Casella Wines (1 replies)
  167. Heres one I knew as a little kid (21 replies)
  168. Melancholy Under Mist (2 replies)
  169. Somewhere (0 replies)
  170. Lyrics? (0 replies)
  171. By any other... (1 replies)
  172. Full of grace, the lord is with thee. (0 replies)
  173. A tale of two cities... (2 replies)
  174. The Pumper (2 replies)
  175. "Reflection of the night" (0 replies)
  176. Does anyone use AC (Associated Content) (2 replies)
  177. A hawk eye's view (part 1) (3 replies)
  178. Writing a mystery (need ideas) (1 replies)
  179. :::My short fiction assignment::: (6 replies)
  180. short story 100 word or under (3 replies)
  181. Impulse writing... (1 replies)
  182. war pigs 2 (8 replies)
  183. dream of death (0 replies)
  184. rip me a new one (0 replies)
  185. Making a name for yourself via WHITEBOARD! (3 replies)
  186. Here's my contribution. (0 replies)
  187. I'm at a point of stagnation (1 replies)
  188. Cracked (2 replies)
  189. the mind (9 replies)
  190. requim for a methkid. (3 replies)
  191. It's cool to be sad now (0 replies)
  192. Can someone help me (1 replies)
  193. Stray Cat Strut (3 replies)
  194. A hand of mod poker. (6 replies)
  195. i wrote something new (0 replies)
  196. re-wrote lyrics (2 replies)
  197. Distance makes a difference (2 replies)
  198. All is One (1 replies)
  199. Scrambled Thoughts (1 replies)
  200. An english report title (0 replies)
  201. (A) (M)erry (B)eauty (E)ncapsulates (R)eality (1 replies)
  202. Essay Punctuation/Grammar Proofread help!? (2 replies)
  203. Can somebody help me with an essay due tomorrow? (0 replies)
  204. Fuck Death (1 replies)
  205. Wrote rap/poem (3 replies)
  206. Aftermath (3 replies)
  207. this will probably embarass me, but i like it. (3 replies)
  208. Chatroom Antics (2 replies)
  209. Raping Little Suzy (8 replies)
  210. I wrote this while trippin on some good E - it's excellent! (3 replies)
  211. September Rain (4 replies)
  212. Please, do not love me to death. (1 replies)
  213. The Aggravated Monk' (4 replies)
  214. Chris French is Fucking Insane (0 replies)
  215. A Night on the Town (1 replies)
  216. Ode to a Drug Dealer - an unfinished masterpiece. (2 replies)
  217. thinkin about making a song. (0 replies)
  218. Sandy Mounds (0 replies)
  219. Brave New World - Essay (2 replies)
  220. The Forest Is Hungry & Will Wait No More. (2 replies)
  221. Talk... (0 replies)
  222. Helpless (0 replies)
  223. The Sugar Tree (4 replies)
  224. Your Kisses Make Me Die (10 replies)
  225. A poem I wrote between classes today (1 replies)
  226. A poem I wrote for a girl in order to get laid (3 replies)
  227. My latest scribal achievement (5 replies)
  228. London Fog -- a poem (11 replies)
  229. A Story for Totse! (10 replies)
  230. My Death Metal Songs (5 replies)
  231. im a bum (3 replies)
  232. Just a little rap I wrote...W3RD (1 replies)
  233. College essay on Injustice: Needs Critiquing (1 replies)
  234. Musings of The Torementor (3 replies)
  235. I'm EMO, too (2 replies)
  236. Puke (3 replies)
  237. Just a poem... (6 replies)
  238. This took alot of fucking work, dunno why i bothered (3 replies)
  239. How good or bad is this piece? (2 replies)
  240. Fireday - A Poem. (1 replies)
  241. Some poems I wrote about people (0 replies)
  242. things to know (3 replies)
  243. The FACELESS MAN! (5 replies)
  244. a little bitty kitty ditty (12 replies)
  245. Beverages... (1 replies)
  246. My life as undigested scurge to the Earth (1 replies)
  247. Eh...First attempt at real poetry. (5 replies)
  248. This song needs to be parodied. (1 replies)
  249. This Maddie McCann stuff is annoying me (5 replies)
  250. Ye Olde English (0 replies)