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- Seventy Six Tromboners Led The Death Parade. (2 replies)
- Sun's Not Here When I'm Not With You (5 replies)
- A Rage In My World (1 replies)
- Ultimate Fate : Heat Death Theory (2 replies)
- The world forgetting, by the world forgot.. (4 replies)
- Fathers and Sons...and Their Pricks [Fable 3] (1 replies)
- Celestial Suite (1 replies)
- Spitting is a dirty habit (25 replies)
- I'm stoned. improv poem. (19 replies)
- Step To Me! (Hip Hop) (1 replies)
- Just a short story i wrote while high. (5 replies)
- On lieing. (4 replies)
- I don't know what the fuck I wrote but I'll post it for teh lulz (1 replies)
- Soul Takers and Money Makers (0 replies)
- My crummy poem/song thing (0 replies)
- Down and down and down. (3 replies)
- "Slanta Klause" (2 replies)
- Write a 5-10 word story. (162 replies)
- The Bigger Picture (1 replies)
- And Then The Dinosaur Ate Him. (0 replies)
- Need help with journal. (1 replies)
- A poem I wrote (0 replies)
- kitten haiku (4 replies)
- personality (1 replies)
- Porcelain Hell and an Orange-Walled Tomb (7 replies)
- Five Poems - Vilanelles and Verse (2 replies)
- Child (3 replies)
- Anathema (6 replies)
- America (0 replies)
- Another poem (1 replies)
- Young Alex (2 replies)
- The Leaning Tree (0 replies)
- Synthetic Stars (0 replies)
- elavator (1 replies)
- Need (3 replies)
- Smile for the tele film (1 replies)
- Rap about how I live my life, (1 replies)
- A love song (12 replies)
- One more christmas poem (0 replies)
- Oh I'm a Queens representative (0 replies)
- Transparency (0 replies)
- Dorrs Opening (0 replies)
- As Stars at Night (0 replies)
- Lines and Equations (0 replies)
- We be rollin' (0 replies)
- Summary of Life (2 replies)
- Reflections Past Midnight (3 replies)
- 2001 was a Very Good Year (2 replies)
- Marissa Virgo (4 replies)
- Burning Away as One (The Heat Goes On) (3 replies)
- Something in the way she moves... (5 replies)
- Kittens (5 replies)
- Remember that (1 replies)
- Little Bones (3 replies)
- Into Her (4 replies)
- The Clouded Eye (2 replies)
- A poem (0 replies)
- I need feedback from a poet (2 replies)
- Giraffe Head (0 replies)
- The pregnant lady (0 replies)
- The taste of their salt. (10 replies)
- Contrive some equivocation (1 replies)
- On War [skit] (1 replies)
- Epilogue (0 replies)
- 1 November 2007 Boxing Notes (0 replies)
- Normal (2 replies)
- Rock, Paper, Scissors (3 replies)
- Rock, Paper, Scissors (5 replies)
- When Things Collapse. (1 replies)
- song about some people ive known and another song about nothing really. (0 replies)
- Check out this rap I wrote (4 replies)
- 60mg of Adderal and a chapter from Songs of the Doomed later.... (1 replies)
- Few songs (4 replies)
- Stone Pawns (2 replies)
- appreciate feedbacks! (1 replies)
- Just want feedbacks (: (1 replies)
- Please (1 replies)
- A Short Poem (0 replies)
- A Reminder (11 replies)
- On the Greater Scale of Life (0 replies)
- Fuck Christmas (3 replies)
- A simple poem (0 replies)
- Lonely Wolf (0 replies)
- How would YOU go about writing a satire on AIDS (4 replies)
- Goodnight Sweet Love Sleep (5 replies)
- shot at poetry with tila teshartitude (2 replies)
- Pussy Rath (1 replies)
- know your roots. (1 replies)
- Winter's loss>poem i wrote< (1 replies)
- equations and stars (0 replies)
- Freestyle Rappin - callin' someone out (237 replies)
- Sam The Shepherd (0 replies)
- Ode to a Friend Gone (0 replies)
- ballad for my ex's cat. (4 replies)
- critique this for me. (0 replies)
- Kitsch (1 replies)
- InsomniA (4 replies)
- When I consumed happiness (2 replies)
- Motives of Humanity. (4 replies)
- Not addicted to strichnine. (1 replies)
- I R Moar Gangsta Than Uz!!! (5 replies)
- Post your essays thread (5 replies)
- the culmination of my ruminations (19 replies)
- Pioneer (2 replies)
- tuss faced tonight (2 replies)
- I wrote this.. (1 replies)
- My $0.02 (0 replies)
- jenkim rap (65 replies)
- blah blah blah, no title, crap as usual (0 replies)
- Writing a novel (3 replies)
- Maby (1 replies)
- Another Poem (6 replies)
- Love (6 replies)
- A sample from my commonplace notebook (19 replies)
- Optimus Prime Stole My Girlfriend (7 replies)
- women, what a trip. (0 replies)
- St. Anthony's Fire (0 replies)
- Everything is better when you never sleep (3 replies)
- “The hypocrisy of the values underpinning Australian society” (2 replies)
- I'm going to keep posting nonsense (3 replies)
- favorite poet? (6 replies)
- writer-in-residence (1 replies)
- I Remember Them (1 replies)
- The Beast Runs The Streets. (0 replies)
- The flight from normalcy (0 replies)
- Ode to a Drug Dealer *update* (0 replies)
- Notes on a crippled girl. (1 replies)
- The Wind Whipped Wanderer (1 replies)
- Paper on Drugs: Sources (0 replies)
- the greatest story ever. (5 replies)
- Turmoil at the Kentucky Fried Chicken (3 replies)
- Impulsive Actions and Compulsive Movement (0 replies)
- My new poem. (0 replies)
- Jenkem, Baby (5 replies)
- IDK. this is old writing from me. (0 replies)
- i need the brutal truth (1 replies)
- my short story (3 replies)
- The shit i never took by (8 replies)
- Donna's Tragic Suicide (6 replies)
- attempted pseudo-political rap (4 replies)
- The grail trail... [name undecided] (0 replies)
- I wrote a poem for snakes. (6 replies)
- The essentials to good poetry writing? (3 replies)
- line (7 replies)
- Introducing the Lost Diamonds (1 replies)
- Moderation (3 replies)
- Drugs (32 replies)
- Critique the first chapter of my novel (1 replies)
- Folded in a drawer (13 replies)
- Ballad of Buck Sams (17 replies)
- Pretensious forum (28 replies)
- A Prayer (19 replies)
- Addicted to Strychnine. (20 replies)
- Start of novel, I'm writing. (Fucking long, but worth the read, I reckon) (10 replies)
- Life of Choices Part 1 (3 replies)
- Permanent Addiction (3 replies)
- I Love You, Andy Warhol (0 replies)
- Good Morning (3 replies)
- Mama Was a Vampire (2 replies)
- A Nice Day for Walking* (1 replies)
- Letter to Tim (6 replies)
- Emo Poem. (3 replies)
- some informational nonsense to rao (0 replies)
- Lamentations. (1 replies)
- Away from Home (10 replies)
- Casella Wines (1 replies)
- Heres one I knew as a little kid (21 replies)
- Melancholy Under Mist (2 replies)
- Somewhere (0 replies)
- Lyrics? (0 replies)
- By any other... (1 replies)
- Full of grace, the lord is with thee. (0 replies)
- A tale of two cities... (2 replies)
- The Pumper (2 replies)
- "Reflection of the night" (0 replies)
- Does anyone use AC (Associated Content) (2 replies)
- A hawk eye's view (part 1) (3 replies)
- Writing a mystery (need ideas) (1 replies)
- :::My short fiction assignment::: (6 replies)
- short story 100 word or under (3 replies)
- Impulse writing... (1 replies)
- war pigs 2 (8 replies)
- dream of death (0 replies)
- rip me a new one (0 replies)
- Making a name for yourself via WHITEBOARD! (3 replies)
- Here's my contribution. (0 replies)
- I'm at a point of stagnation (1 replies)
- Cracked (2 replies)
- the mind (9 replies)
- requim for a methkid. (3 replies)
- It's cool to be sad now (0 replies)
- Can someone help me (1 replies)
- Stray Cat Strut (3 replies)
- A hand of mod poker. (6 replies)
- i wrote something new (0 replies)
- re-wrote lyrics (2 replies)
- Distance makes a difference (2 replies)
- All is One (1 replies)
- Scrambled Thoughts (1 replies)
- An english report title (0 replies)
- (A) (M)erry (B)eauty (E)ncapsulates (R)eality (1 replies)
- Essay Punctuation/Grammar Proofread help!? (2 replies)
- Can somebody help me with an essay due tomorrow? (0 replies)
- Fuck Death (1 replies)
- Wrote rap/poem (3 replies)
- Aftermath (3 replies)
- this will probably embarass me, but i like it. (3 replies)
- Chatroom Antics (2 replies)
- Raping Little Suzy (8 replies)
- I wrote this while trippin on some good E - it's excellent! (3 replies)
- September Rain (4 replies)
- Please, do not love me to death. (1 replies)
- The Aggravated Monk' (4 replies)
- Chris French is Fucking Insane (0 replies)
- A Night on the Town (1 replies)
- Ode to a Drug Dealer - an unfinished masterpiece. (2 replies)
- thinkin about making a song. (0 replies)
- Sandy Mounds (0 replies)
- Brave New World - Essay (2 replies)
- The Forest Is Hungry & Will Wait No More. (2 replies)
- Talk... (0 replies)
- Helpless (0 replies)
- The Sugar Tree (4 replies)
- Your Kisses Make Me Die (10 replies)
- A poem I wrote between classes today (1 replies)
- A poem I wrote for a girl in order to get laid (3 replies)
- My latest scribal achievement (5 replies)
- London Fog -- a poem (11 replies)
- A Story for Totse! (10 replies)
- My Death Metal Songs (5 replies)
- im a bum (3 replies)
- Just a little rap I wrote...W3RD (1 replies)
- College essay on Injustice: Needs Critiquing (1 replies)
- Musings of The Torementor (3 replies)
- I'm EMO, too (2 replies)
- Puke (3 replies)
- Just a poem... (6 replies)
- This took alot of fucking work, dunno why i bothered (3 replies)
- How good or bad is this piece? (2 replies)
- Fireday - A Poem. (1 replies)
- Some poems I wrote about people (0 replies)
- things to know (3 replies)
- The FACELESS MAN! (5 replies)
- a little bitty kitty ditty (12 replies)
- Beverages... (1 replies)
- My life as undigested scurge to the Earth (1 replies)
- Eh...First attempt at real poetry. (5 replies)
- This song needs to be parodied. (1 replies)
- This Maddie McCann stuff is annoying me (5 replies)
- Ye Olde English (0 replies)