Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe [Archive] - Page 6

Dead and Rotting v.1 (3 replies)
Never do a story-rant while drunk... (4 replies)
John Wayne's Banjo (3 replies)
Will my love ever return? (2 replies)
AnyWay (0 replies)
City Lights (10 replies)
Sticky (0 replies)
Almost Wonderful (1 replies)
Your American Girl Friend (16 replies)
petry that sounds like prophecy, and vice versa (1 replies)
paprika and spinach (7 replies)
True Love (0 replies)
I dunno, what do you think? (1 replies)
A little help with language.... (2 replies)
Critique my work! (round 2) (4 replies)
Together (6 replies)
Love is Beautiful (18 replies)
Turn your dream into a story (0 replies)
1 AM on a Sunday Night(Monday Morning?) (2 replies)
My stand up comedy I wrote for Half Baked (13 replies)
Critique my work! (1 replies)
well it is (4 replies)
Chunk of a story that I'd like an opinion on (1 replies)
The Rustler's Depression (5 replies)
The Cross (first try) (2 replies)
Huff Raid: an &totse poem (31 replies)
Simplicity (3 replies)
Pickings from Automatic Writing (poem) (1 replies)
rushing the Xmas season (1 replies)
In memory of Johnny (3 replies)
Vogon: For the Church (4 replies)
An Ode to a Sumo (4 replies)
The start of a murder scxene I wrote years ago. Should I finish it? (2 replies)
Passage of a sort (4 replies)
Did you order this (1 replies)
Demise of the Key Holder (2 replies)
Rough Story - Wet Trousers and Pooey Underpants. (4 replies)
The Family (1 replies)
Fuck This. (2 replies)
results may vary (9 replies)
So... Who remembers? (4 replies)
ATTN maehem (2 replies)
My Mind is Raping Me. (2 replies)
Hmm... (0 replies)
Hallie (0 replies)
I has a poem about cats! (3 replies)
Short n00by poem (2 replies)
A Mind lost in eternity. (17 replies)
Tattoo (11 replies)
how midgets feel: a poem (1 replies)
For LiamSullivan-Good Ol' Romp in the Hay (4 replies)
Where are they now? (1 replies)
Lucy Started the Destruction (13 replies)
Take thy post from out thy page, and thy name from off thy board. (7 replies)
Follow the swallows. (1 replies)
Attn: All EYW Regulars (6 replies)
ode to Koshari (1 replies)
"Impending Thoughts of Doom" (3 replies)
Askermouth (4 replies)
The Telescope (6 replies)
Haikus about Phosphorus (17 replies)
Persuasive Essay. (2 replies)
Dadaist poetry (3 replies)
My Poem(2) (4 replies)
Skipping School for the Ruca of Love (5 replies)
A poem I wrote. (4 replies)
12 Nights Of Penguicon (6 replies)
Super super dark seems to be my forte. (1 replies)
Bits and Pieces (5 replies)
Evening Pleas (1 replies)
Shooter C (Part 2) (2 replies)
Shooter C (Part 1) (1 replies)
Under the Influence (2 replies)
Bank (4 replies)
Thoughts on the Holiday (3 replies)
Public Transport (3 replies)
My Poem (5 replies)
ThreePoems. (0 replies)
Last Man Standing (3 replies)
Untitled Science Fiction (1 replies)
Washing the Garment (2 replies)
Trickledrowning (1 replies)
Sn-theydrop;SMIRKING (2 replies)
The Fluid Circus (0 replies)
The Storm (1 replies)
things that don't come out of cats (4 replies)
My Creepy Escapade (0 replies)
Down (3 replies)
Shoot (0 replies)
Tentative opening to a short story (6 replies)
Nothing Happens (3 replies)
Something i had to write (6 replies)
Part One. (6 replies)
Bud's Legacy (1 replies)
Columbine (2 replies)
Flowers: a poem (14 replies)
Love is a rose (12 replies)
I Worship the Sun (2 replies)
My Fucking Pentametric Poem. (4 replies)
The Kitten Poop Song (4 replies)
the locus of the ultimate intersections of consecutive curves (7 replies)
Firetruck (0 replies)
meaning of life (1 replies)
Blow Up Your TV (2 replies)
Getting back into writing (4 replies)
Another Letter (7 replies)
Hotel (6 replies)
i've been drunk every day for a long time (2 replies)
In the Darkness of the Dawn (4 replies)
Prayer before Bed. (1 replies)
Damn Dams. (4 replies)
Slightly Vogon-Sickly Love Poem (2 replies)
Story I wrote for a creative writing class (4 replies)
A prologue of sorts. To what, I don't know yet. (2 replies)
Optimism on a Crystal Clear Day (3 replies)
The Official Rap/Freestyle Thread. (134 replies)
A human life, in a day. (4 replies)
Grapefruit was buried with your father. (20 replies)
Jesus of Carparks. (2 replies)
New Realization (3 replies)
Story I'm writing (6 replies)
17 Somewhere street (5 replies)
A Great Ordeal (0 replies)
Freestyle threads? (5 replies)
a verse i just wrote (2 replies)
Grey sands. (1 replies)
Lost in a Higher Plane (4 replies)
Onions (11 replies)
No Regrets: A Short Story (5 replies)
This is not a story. (16 replies)
Sleep Fades (2 replies)
Failure (Sexual) - Continue it. (1 replies)
a nameless short story for my english class (3 replies)
Revised Love Letter. (6 replies)
im writing a book (7 replies)
Comparisons (1 replies)
A Child's Bedtime Story (0 replies)
Real Rap Battle, upload your shit (11 replies)
The State of Some Things (0 replies)
Imaginary Friends (1 replies)
Atomic (12 replies)
I wanted to write a love poem, but I don't yet understand meter. I wrote this instead (6 replies)
I Look Forward to the Day (3 replies)
"Green piss" or "How i almost did gave myself a heart attack" (2 replies)
Bathtub Anagolies! (2 replies)
Body and Soul. (2 replies)
Every one lives in a how pretty town (7 replies)
Everyone lives in a town of how pretty (1 replies)
Bathtub Anagolies! (0 replies)
Scarlet (4 replies)
Breaking Strain (Short Story) (0 replies)
Leadeth forth... (1 replies)
A whole heap of 'I AM happy!' (2 replies)
Calling out Sublyme (1 replies)
Pulling Teeth (6 replies)
Three limericks that describe who you are (1 replies)
standby- a song i'm writing (5 replies)
Anarchy (2 replies)
Catchy (3 replies)
Laundry Sheets (2 replies)
Myspace Report - Free Thinking.......man..... (8 replies)
To ye Americans: Miserere, Ignit Divine (12 replies)
what is this (2 replies)
another verse (15 replies)
Bumin' around (6 replies)
Writer's Block (1 replies)
Any ideas for a short mystery story? (0 replies)
Having a Bubbly Bath In Space (14 replies)
The Debt (7 replies)
Executive Takeover. (10 replies)
You (6 replies)
Sometimes as I recall. (4 replies)
Short story (1 replies)
Help with an oral interpretation. (3 replies)
a villanelle! (1 replies)
song project (5 replies)
Poem (2 replies)
Attempt At A Love Poem Rewritten In Song Structure (2 replies)
Oi! You! (Quick Concept Flow) (4 replies)
Haiku (1 replies)
Ma's Sun Tea (2 replies)
Psychobabble #1 The Evolution of Escape (1 replies)
M.B. (1 replies)
Short war story (2 replies)
The American Dream (2 replies)
"I could care less..." (2 replies)
Off the top of my head (1 replies)
The Fart That did Roll from My Cart! (2 replies)
Day Cycles (6 replies)
Her Heart There in the Wood (2 replies)
Question about a commonly (mis)used expression.... (21 replies)
A Winter's Groundhog (1 replies)
Hmmm (1 replies)
Evil By The Bayou. (1 replies)
Unyielding Fruits (7 replies)
Unyielding Fruits (2 replies)
A poem i wrote.... (1 replies)
Some crap that spilled from my fingers (9 replies)
Where is the freestyle thread? (89 replies)
Poem and Story from when I was around 12. (5 replies)
Wigger Represents! (9 replies)
Cheerios of the Night (14 replies)
Three events that have some sort of meaning? (2 replies)
Bureaucratica (3 replies)
On smoking. (2 replies)
The beginings of a short horror story, critique plox! (11 replies)
Rewriting my Patriot Act essay... (0 replies)
Aspirin. (8 replies)
that ghastly ape (17 replies)
My spring break (3 replies)
Taint Me (7 replies)
To all U.S. High Schoolers... (2 replies)
Devil's Lantern (5 replies)
Defend myself from the soul collector. (1 replies)
Ok, a short piece. (5 replies)
Night (18 replies)
in vestibule and separate (3 replies)
Constructive Criticism Please!! (2 replies)
Public Announcement For CatharticWeek And KingCotton (3 replies)
I think I was trying to write a book. (4 replies)
Attempt At A Love Poem (13 replies)
Good Flesh (3 replies)
For Ireland My Homeland (3 replies)
Evil Bovine Overlords (1 replies)
ace187 vs. carbon b (85 replies)
Domine, Quo Vadis? (3 replies)
Tips for writing songs? (1 replies)
Impulsive shock (1 replies)
Please proofread- Gun Control (0 replies)
Some stuff I've written and published (0 replies)
How do i write poetry (2 replies)
who wants to do text battles? (17 replies)
new verse i wrote today (5 replies)
My take on Newton and Voltaire (1 replies)
Help me improve my freestyling.. (12 replies)
Proofread, comment by mom essay. It's for english. (13 replies)
Poem I've handed in for english (2 replies)
Factions of Sheep. (1 replies)
mercy seat (1 replies)
Super flash-fiction (22 replies)
I submitted my story to totse (2 replies)
Getting started (1 replies)
Erotic Story (14 replies)
I just made a fucking rhyme about a thread in Cunning Linguists. (0 replies)
They are after me, and it inspired me to write this (2 replies)
Batter up. (3 replies)
Anyone use a rhyme dictionary? (3 replies)
An SG Haiku (12 replies)
Epic Poem for English (1 replies)
Poetry contest (7 replies)