Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe [Archive] - Page 19

joanie bolognia (2 replies)
Sandman (quickly written, fresh draft) (2 replies)
Turnips and other useful things (1 replies)
not spaced well, but a poem nonetheless (1 replies)
I live infinity (1 replies)
sunday. (1 replies)
Keep in mind I suck at poetry (11 replies)
Creativity (1 replies)
"Behind Cruel Faces" (5 replies)
totse battle for supremacy 2004 (26 replies)
Data (2 replies)
Death and Darkness (2 replies)
jondis (4 replies)
Interesting very interesting. (2 replies)
my work. not too good, but not bad either (5 replies)
um this is pretty spurious i guess (4 replies)
internet poem (1 replies)
very very funny ( though I didnt write it) (1 replies)
comments? (1 replies)
short, sweet, simple, (3 replies)
poem (5 replies)
All you did was make me hard. (0 replies)
A Shakesperean sonnet in honor of the Red Sox (0 replies)
no one sees my hat, a haiku (11 replies)
some lyrics I wrote! wouldnt mind opinions.. (2 replies)
read this if ur father has ever left ur family (9 replies)
Think of this Song? (0 replies)
Don't Really Do Poetry....but peep this. (0 replies)
Spring (0 replies)
battle of the shit heads! (13 replies)
dream writing (3 replies)
poem to make into a song (0 replies)
2 short poems (0 replies)
Poem/Song/Whatever you wanna call it (2 replies)
Freestyle i wrote 5th period (24 replies)
I wrote another poem, and I actually like it. (2 replies)
where we were and will be (4 replies)
My Bullet (6 replies)
My secret world (8 replies)
Ye Ol' Moose (2 replies)
my poem "Wintermute is a fucking whore!" (10 replies)
Sweet attrition (1 replies)
Love song for a snowboarder (0 replies)
Ode to a Cordless Mouse (1 replies)
my rap (natrural thief) (3 replies)
Irish Drinkin Song! (6 replies)
its life (0 replies)
Well, why not post some of my poetry? (0 replies)
a little poem i wrote. (6 replies)
a line of my brother's (3 replies)
Poem... critiques welcome (3 replies)
don't cry for the rising sun (part 2) (1 replies)
Night of the Delerium Tremors (0 replies)
Oh no! It's EMO time! (3 replies)
lex rap battle yall (160 replies)
Heed This Warning As Thou Wander Forth (redux!) (4 replies)
Ode to The Tape Measurer (3 replies)
a lil sumthin bout my ex girl (2 replies)
fuckers (13 replies)
play-doh (0 replies)
glee (4 replies)
Mr. Cod's poem (0 replies)
rap thang! (42 replies)
Nocuous' first Pantoum (constructive criticism needed) (7 replies)
semi-random thoughts and poetry (2 replies)
My anus. (8 replies)
An Essay on A Mortal's Last Wish. (2 replies)
Media owns you (2 replies)
Fuck You (1 replies)
cumqueen (1 replies)
Vogon Poetry (3 replies)
more shite (sorry zumtream - shit) for you all to read (0 replies)
a few writings (8 replies)
Gustave (14 replies)
Friendship Poem (0 replies)
Cheverolet Forces in D minor (0 replies)
Nonsense (2 replies)
Songs I Have Written (4 replies)
is this any good? (1 replies)
part of a project. (2 replies)
blazing hearth (2 replies)
Hope Ya' Like (2 replies)
YAY! (0 replies)
Depressed teenage poetry (3 replies)
February 10th (0 replies)
The most interesting crap (0 replies)
A little rhyme (0 replies)
I little poem I call "Morning" (2 replies)
My big red penis (2 replies)
irony (1 replies)
For Valentines day (0 replies)
What??? part deux (0 replies)
A happy happy haiku! (1 replies)
tonight's meditation (0 replies)
All about Mike! (2 replies)
Epiphany (0 replies)
Car's line the neighborhood streets (0 replies)
I'm curious (1 replies)
a small emily dickinson tribute (0 replies)
Not really a poem, more a story. (5 replies)
Captain Pepe (0 replies)
A story I wrote. (7 replies)
Something (8 replies)
Meloncholy Man (Poem #2) (0 replies)
I love you America (9 replies)
High State Of Mind (2 replies)
Other kinds of nonsense. (0 replies)
Short poem about 7up (1 replies)
Thoughts on my poem? (4 replies)
The Tower (2 replies)
Spooky (2 replies)
another peice of shite (3 replies)
more poetry... its proper shite (1 replies)
InterTwine (new poem of course) (3 replies)
Matrixspiirit (2 replies)
When The Flowers Are In Bloom (11 replies)
I WIN! (0 replies)
Drunken, Frozen, Risk (0 replies)
2 For 1 (0 replies)
Mizled, the Hermaphrodite (0 replies)
Just something I came up with (4 replies)
this is what happens when you smoke pot and try to write... (2 replies)
Poem #1 (6 replies)
guess what this one's about and win! (11 replies)
a love poem (2 replies)
deceptive perception (1 replies)
On The Spur Of The Moment (0 replies)
Shitless Shit (1 replies)
Zumtream strikes back (9 replies)
Devine Intervention (0 replies)
Poem #2 (2 replies)
A Poem (4 replies)
I honestly didn't think this poem was the worst in the galexy so i will post it here. (5 replies)
My poem about something. (2 replies)
A Sentence Of Words (10 replies)
sex. (1 replies)
a poem. (9 replies)
My friend's work... (1 replies)
Am I Wrong? (1 replies)
The Caveman (1 replies)
God had a bad day. (1 replies)
Very Talented Songwriter (1 replies)
Vogan Poetry, The Worst In The Galaxy? (21 replies)
Poem to my mom (not hateful in any way) (21 replies)
most stupid poem you can think of? (13 replies)
lymeric (1 replies)
LyRiCs ThAT T0uCh (LONG SHIT) (14 replies)
A Politically Correct Christmas Story (0 replies)
a poem for the mods and admins (13 replies)
Love & Life (my first free-verse poem!) (2 replies)
BLeh BoOm (5 replies)
Totse poem (32 replies)
Writing (1 replies)
That stupid cunt's boyfriend poem (11 replies)
When will the world (6 replies)
All hail the Ugly Fish! (13 replies)
I wish (0 replies)
i wrote this while on coke, so that's my excuse (0 replies)
Smile, your dead (3 replies)
No one will read this whole thing. (2 replies)
Animal Cruelty Poetry (1 replies)
Feeling (3 replies)
T'was the night before Christmas in Iraq. (3 replies)
Diving (2 replies)
O Heed This Warning As Thou Wander Forth (2 replies)
Verbal Masturbation (25 replies)
Here's My Anti Christmas Poem (2 replies)
a-totseing-we-will-go (7 replies)
It's Christmas Time (1 replies)
Merry Christmas, now I'm off to die (2 replies)
Tired of writing (0 replies)
How does one learn to surf? (1 replies)
Castration (0 replies)
An Unknown Love (3 replies)
Contemplation ( subliminal message: You'll forget this poem is here) (3 replies)
Little shard oh little shard where art thou (4 replies)
Little shard oh little shard where art thou (14 replies)
Life; Nothing but a repeating paradise (1 replies)
dark room (1 replies)
Poem (1 replies)
I woke up one day and decided to cheat on my girlfriend (16 replies)
Quotes. (1 replies)
Doom (2 replies)
A thanatopsis of a pencil. (0 replies)
I WIN (2 replies)
The man who taught his ass to talk: (2 replies)
nantucket (0 replies)
Whats The Word? (0 replies)
things on my desk (3 replies)
Hey Allen, you're an asshole, (1 replies)
Somebody Blew Up America (3 replies)
poem that didn't get enough publicity... (17 replies)
See. (2 replies)
little dog (5 replies)
Ode to a Dealer (1 replies)
Snow blower! (2 replies)
Freedom, that awful beast (0 replies)
About Martin... (0 replies)
Rip Tide (4 replies)
Weed (3 replies)
Promises (32 replies)
Smack (0 replies)
awesome poem.. (4 replies)
Mind Games R Stupid on the Brain (0 replies)
Why am I even posting this? (0 replies)
Scrotum (worst haikus EVER) (10 replies)
I haven't posted here in over a year, so. . . (5 replies)
Thank's, Death (0 replies)
a friends poem (2 replies)
Dry Town (4 replies)
Ode to the bathrobe (0 replies)
Real Man (3 replies)
Welcome to your life (9 replies)
Funny Poem (0 replies)
New Poem, please read =) (4 replies)
Badazz gangsta rap by Dah Genocide Masheen wut (2 replies)
Best day.. (1 replies)
Huh? (3 replies)
scalple (0 replies)
Old People Rock! (1 replies)
Jungle Lovin' (1 replies)
I'd like to go sailing (0 replies)
If I don't see ya here or there I'll see ya there ya hear? (1 replies)
Dave (3 replies)
Black haters doggeral (0 replies)
Pussy Willows (0 replies)
Macbeth (1 replies)
the blue one (0 replies)
ya (9 replies)
my latest poem (2 replies)
Antoinette (1 replies)
Battle Song of the Cowards (0 replies)
Stupid bandmates (0 replies)
I just called... (0 replies)
A limerick, it has been said (2 replies)
Misspelled shit and the pointlessness of beeing (3 replies)
Compliant of a Gender (1 replies)
My groovy chinaman poem (1 replies)
runnin amok (3 replies)
If you read this were would i be? (12 replies)
ode to poo (5 replies)
Check These Out (3 replies)
not sure if this qualifies (0 replies)
Solutions to the red-hatted migration seeds (0 replies)
This is your life (2 replies)
Breakfast of Champions (9 replies)
Maybe Not... (1 replies)
A Totse Blizzard (2 replies)
Cats and Dogs: My Favourite Animal (0 replies)
Poor little poem (3 replies)