Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe [Archive] - Page 7

Wretched Snow (1 replies)
my "creative" poem (1 replies)
Need a word... (1 replies)
HAY GUYZ I TRIED OUT RAPPING TOO (1 replies)
In this thread we write obscene limericks about the previous poster. (170 replies)
Bring It - Open thread. (0 replies)
What To Do (0 replies)
Some unthought crap(poetry) (0 replies)
No title, but... (6 replies)
Hey. (2 replies)
Homo Ignoramus (intro) (4 replies)
What do you think of the beginning of my novella? (Don't worry, its interesting...) (5 replies)
Something Different (0 replies)
Ruining My Plans. (4 replies)
First poem (2 replies)
Vantage Point. (4 replies)
Gangsta Hospital (1 replies)
Short story I wrote-- criticism is encouraged (2 replies)
Haiku, and a short narrative (4 replies)
If... (2 replies)
another one of my rhymes :D (6 replies)
Why ARe You Crying, Poppa? (1 replies)
Stranger - A Short Poem (4 replies)
Digression on Americanism Through an Act of Negation (2 replies)
check out this verse (5 replies)
Thanks! (1 replies)
For all of you writers outside the U.S. (1 replies)
Well, I wrote a couple of short poems. (2 replies)
Poetic/Sensory Detail Prose piece (0 replies)
Draka's Poetical Ramblings (1 replies)
Who are you 3 favorite poets? (14 replies)
From who is this quote? (1 replies)
Spilt Milk:: Chapter 6:: Lewis (3 replies)
Spilt Milk:: Chapter 7:: Eviction (0 replies)
Rye and Coke (3 replies)
Inevitable Taint (8 replies)
Gansta Rap/Poem (12 replies)
Come Home For Johnny (5 replies)
Is this an ok informal essay? (2 replies)
Totse, tell me honestly. (Part 2) (3 replies)
Womanly Raunch. (5 replies)
I spy with my third eye (1 replies)
A Poem about history (2 replies)
crud3w4re (3 replies)
The cammels spine is beginning to bend. (16 replies)
Rain-dance. (0 replies)
This Must Be Hunting Season (7 replies)
A love poem. (4 replies)
Read my paper... WARNING: its terrible (29 replies)
Like the one Word story game: The One Stanza Poem game! (24 replies)
a little over eight days in the life of a midlands perambulator (10 replies)
Coffee. (5 replies)
Horrible tales of the future (1 replies)
help; (2 replies)
help with a bukowski quote (0 replies)
"A little talk to no mans land" (4 replies)
I despise the rich and will only find peace in their utter destruction (37 replies)
Ecstasy left holes in my brain so I filled them with rhymes... (3 replies)
A Gentleman's Recount of a Wine Brewing Experiment (1 replies)
random quick poems (1 replies)
Home is Something (2 replies)
The Poor Man's James Bond (2 replies)
A Haiku (24 replies)
this forum sucks (2 replies)
Three compositions for a writing contest (4 replies)
Box Dust and Glue. (1 replies)
"wishes and dreams" (4 replies)
Seeking New Co-Mod (15 replies)
Light (0 replies)
Sensory Output Down (dark humor) (1 replies)
Something to think about... (3 replies)
Spectrum (0 replies)
I need some hilariously bad, cheesy love poems (4 replies)
Punk Song #2(30sec.) (4 replies)
A Sorrowful Tale of Disappointment and Horrid Brutality (1 replies)
A short bit of work (3 replies)
Could someone read through and critique this job application letter? (0 replies)
Punk Song(30sec.) (3 replies)
Science fictiony novel introduction (1st time) (2 replies)
Vogons of totse, READ THIS (7 replies)
Something I wrote for an ex of mine. (0 replies)
I saw the strangest thing EVER... (4 replies)
does anyone know? I need a summery of a book... (3 replies)
Rap - Freestyles, Spits, Verses - post yours (131 replies)
alfascenturea(birdflu iceage greenhouse world war fever blues) (2 replies)
A Stupid Little Thing I Wrote (3 replies)
One more poem narrowly misses the garbage can... and lands in totse instead (5 replies)
HEY (1 replies)
The Brother, part 2 of 2 (0 replies)
Amateur poem... comments? (1 replies)
Tales of Dragons - A Discordian Koan. (1 replies)
My very first EYW post! (5 replies)
Hello, my Dear Vogons! (3 replies)
a paragraph I wrote for aytch bee: (8 replies)
One and a Half Sided Love (0 replies)
Historical 'Fiction' (1 replies)
gloria. constructive criticism GO! (0 replies)
Poem I wrote for English clas (2 replies)
short story i wrote (bullied kids revenge?) (0 replies)
The Brother Part 1 of 2 (Psychological Thriller) (2 replies)
Bitter Petals. (0 replies)
Welcome to my day at the brainfactory. (0 replies)
looking for this short story (0 replies)
A rap i wrote (6 replies)
post your raps (7 replies)
Stephen King (I guess) Poem (4 replies)
trying this forum out: a short poem (7 replies)
just a few short paragraphs on feelings from a while ago (3 replies)
my attempt at a quote (3 replies)
I'm attempting to post this here. (4 replies)
A short story about an addiction to gambling (0 replies)
Meditation 1 (Know thy Clay) (5 replies)
Back on Earth (1 replies)
Path of Duality (1 replies)
Iraqashakalak (0 replies)
Building from a sad POV (kind of long) (2 replies)
hus (3 replies)
72,003 (0 replies)
A poem I wrote, if you'd be so kind as to critique it. (1 replies)
Blog. Opinions. Etc. (2 replies)
the better rap is here (6 replies)
How well can you write emoish poetry? (13 replies)
Broken Mirrors (1 replies)
Blocked (1 replies)
Subjectless! (1 replies)
Poem, eventually a song (1 replies)
Attack Of The Trolls (1 replies)
Argumentative Essay (1 replies)
not sure if this is the right forum, but ill try i guess. (2 replies)
A Children's Story. (1 replies)
I wrote a short story. (13 replies)
First short story i've ever wrote. (0 replies)
im looking for this essay (3 replies)
The Dream Wraith (4 replies)
Believe. (2 replies)
"bitter sweet revenge" good or bad? (0 replies)
some poetry for me (2 replies)
A poem I wrote. (0 replies)
Here is Where (5 replies)
whats impressive? (3 replies)
Chp 1 (2 replies)
Symbiotic Machine (0 replies)
… wings of orange and brown (0 replies)
Opinions? (1 replies)
Ode To The Thought Monsters (0 replies)
Road to Zion (4 replies)
So Weak... (2 replies)
i have the meaning but forget the word (22 replies)
Please Recycle (2 replies)
Shit squirrels clambering over the armitage shanks (5 replies)
Look at it please (writing as I go) (1 replies)
My first short story for &T (1 replies)
Totse, tell me honestly. (12 replies)
"Stepping up" (0 replies)
Synonymous Mouth Shapes (0 replies)
My writing experiement... (1 replies)
A short sci-fi (1 replies)
Mushrooms and My Mind (6 replies)
Communicative Differences (0 replies)
Love poem (1 replies)
Rate My Writing? (1 replies)
Huck Finn's Relevance (1 replies)
Comment on my writing (8 replies)
Interrupted Sleep (0 replies)
Where Babies Come From To Go [another fable] (2 replies)
A poem from a unknown author. (0 replies)
Calling me.. I fear I shall never be ready after I post this.. (2 replies)
The Carpet (0 replies)
First part of a short story (3 replies)
Rhyming Poem: Holy Ground (3 replies)
In the Placid Sea (2 replies)
"Not My Best Work, But Kiss Me If You Like It" (2 replies)
prose(long) ... unfinished (0 replies)
Homunculi. (17 replies)
"Blindfolded" (6 replies)
I know....I know..... (13 replies)
gonzo journalism - what are some other books (17 replies)
Anyone want to grade me on my research paper that's due tomorrow? (1 replies)
The Family Business (0 replies)
My first attempt at rap. (40 replies)
Breaking Down (0 replies)
Beauty (1 replies)
Curt Bennett (3 replies)
Trees (4 replies)
Favorite quotes (1 replies)
... by the fire (3 replies)
Welcome to Hell. (14 replies)
My poem (1 replies)
Love poem between Borat and Pamela Anderson. (21 replies)
Light (1 replies)
Is this concept worth elaborating on? (3 replies)
A new years special bullshit thing because it's a miserable day and I've had some spe (0 replies)
Meterless (0 replies)
Stationary. (1 replies)
Where do you find your writing inspiration? (27 replies)
Albatross (0 replies)
Swallow (0 replies)
Noise (0 replies)
Seperation (1 replies)
Hope (1 replies)
Polystyrene. (2 replies)
Sex Is Murder (1 replies)
table for infinity, please (1 replies)
Christmas Story (0 replies)
my beauty? (6 replies)
After a heavy dose (1 replies)
Trapped (Short Poem?) (1 replies)
Need help on Sonnets (0 replies)
Devil woman (3 replies)
Hated One is back! (0 replies)
Do you guys like this beginning to a short story? (18 replies)
Introspection (0 replies)
Short story I wrote (1 replies)
Find the name of this book for me please? (0 replies)
Combustion (poem) (2 replies)
Once I did (A dark story about my life) (16 replies)
Thy Lord (3 replies)
The Butcher (1 replies)
Quiver (1 replies)
She's Got A Big Mouth (0 replies)
The Little Match-Seller (Story for New Year's Eve) (0 replies)
Lawladin rek bombs joo fo' 4k (5 replies)
Alittle poem thing (0 replies)
my really bad sting of words that really does not fit in to a class (3 replies)
Of spite, despair, and love. (3 replies)
Make your own poem (2 replies)
Analyse this. (1 replies)
Retrospective in Rap (3 replies)
Transfer (2 replies)
Wet Bar (0 replies)
Arrow of God (0 replies)
Alone (15 replies)
Drive By (2 replies)
and now it's christmas (1 replies)
Merry Christmas. (2 replies)
A Few Words With Meaning - Draka (4 replies)
True Believer (0 replies)
A sweet little song I wrote... (1 replies)
I need... (3 replies)
Bored (2 replies)
Psychosuperlative Stargazing Hypnosis (0 replies)
eXo's poetry?? (1 replies)
best way to write? (3 replies)
short stories? (2 replies)
This is Apex signing off (34 replies)
My poem (10 replies)
for your own sadness, I write again... (12 replies)
Can you analyze this song ?? (1 replies)
Some lyrics/poems/writing (5 replies)
Who knows Why? (1 replies)